Sure Compound Media is losing money but there's no reason we can't prance, prance, prance the night away

62  2019-09-26 by satanssockpuppet

17 comments

Don’t worry if you can’t

Like no ones watching when you dance

Rub the front of a preteens pants

Now you’re doing the Cumia Prance

He was grooming little girls in the Compound one night

Wasted on Xanax and mugs of Bud Light

Nana from his sofa, began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

He did the Prance, he did the Nana Prance

The Nana Prance, it was a Twitter smash

He did the Prance, it caught on in a flash

He did the Prance, he did the Nana Prance

From Joe's skeevy condo he calls Compound East

To the master bedroom with the squirter's yeast

The tweets all came from Nana's empty abode

And began to light up Joe's knockoff iPhone

They did the Prance, they did the Nana Prance

The Nana Prance, it was a Twitter smash

They did the Prance, it caught on in a flash

They did the Prance, they did the Nana Prance

Come on now! Uh! Uh!

Come on down! Do the Cumia Prance!

Ever prance with the devil with some flat Bud Light?

You can prance if you want to, you can pay your dad's words no mind;
Cus the Cumias prance and when they don't prance then they probably touch boy's behinds

Did he tweet you?

So fucking petty

Tweeting fulfills all his needs

And he tweets me from across the room

Yes, it's queer in the third degree

Oh, Nana Nana

Won't-cha send a tweet my way?

Oh, Nana Nana

Use an alt account

You're gay enough to

Prance the night away Whoa-oh (ah) come on N-N Nana, Prance the night away

The Safety Dunce.. Am I right guys? high five!

“Unapologetically masculine”

Shower Nana will always make me laugh.

IMO the Prancing Nanas are what this sub is truly all about. Hilarious inside jokes about semi-famous weirdos done well. They're masterpieces.

Those men are having a great time.

And we hate that.

Aww that’s so cute!

I'm going to a wedding in a couple weeks and I'm seriously considering doing the nana prance at the afterparty

Haha, holy shit!