Ummm niki? Why would I look for a job, child? I have a viral tweet and the algorithms are coming back around. Now give me $100 I’m going to Holligans, little one.

34  2019-09-25 by Python_Jon

3 comments

1  Pat_Kumia 2019-09-25

Is loneliness that bad of a thing when this is your only option. Who lives with a person like this. Her husband is a laughingstock and she can’t help but grin like an idiot. Best case scenario we’re dealing with Stockholm SyndromeZ

1  Doxxy_Brown 2019-09-25

You know he’s that guy at the bar that never shuts up. no matter how uninterested in the conversation you appear or how hard you try to ignore him, he’ll keep blabbing and annoying you until you end up leaving. fucking creep

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-25

"Patrick, we're two months behind on the house paym-"

"Hush, little nothing. Don't be such a Nazi incel. Tonight's 2 for 1 wing night".