Quick story about my friends mom who was PFG

5  2019-09-25 by Sueable

My neighbors and friend were Spanish. His mom had him when she was 15. When I was 13 she was 31.

Even until this very day I have never seen a Fatter ass or better body. She was so hot everyone would come over just to jerk off on her pillows. I spent from 12 to 13 cumming in the panties she would leave in the bathroom. Cumming on her pillows her bed everywhere.

Her kids would sell me her dirty panties for a dollar.

I stopped because one day me and like seven other kids were waiting to jerk off on her stuff. I was in the bathroom with a pair around my face a pair in between my teeth and one in my hand that I was jerking off with.

A kid kicked the door open while I was cumming and recorded me in a state of undress and complete bliss. I ran after him all the way into the street outside. I had my boxers around my knees trying to pull them up panties covering my face and semen running down my leg.

One of the adults that seen me running after the kid told my friends mom.

she told me stop stealing her panties because they were expensive.

32 comments

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

I’m really high. I’ve been Ruizing in honor of Carl and the sadness Opie is feeling.

1  Pat_Kumia 2019-09-25

I can’t believe I read this entire thing.

RIP Chef AteALot.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

Thank you for reading King Kumia.

I just want to brighten up everyone’s day with a an embarrassing tale of my youth.

1  Pat_Kumia 2019-09-25

Maybe I should get in on this Ruizing. I’m kinda bummed after my post on r/Milwaukee chronicling Pat’s crimes was locked.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

They obviously support pedophila domestic violence and bad writing.

Don’t be bummed out just Ruiz my Brotherman.

1  Pat_Kumia 2019-09-25

I mentioned in another thread on a deleted account from yesterday that my main hobbies were shitty interminable labor, stroking my sausage to the thought of the huge pair of tits I buy my cheap alcohol from and said alcohol. I’ve been Ruizing this whole time and didn’t even know it, I guess.

Toke on, OP.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

Cheers King of Kumia.

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

From 11 until about 17 I used to jerk off into little dixie cups, stuff toilet paper into said cup, and toss it out my window on to the street below. Cars and buses would just run it over.

Good times.

1  CarolsPhishyCuntGoo 2019-09-25

Youre kinda like KillaKuhn. Both left your children smeared across the roadway.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-25

Oh wow

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

Tell me a slutty story please

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-25

You know what, I felt safe posting here under my new name I thought you would not notice and sexually harass me

Guess I was wrong

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-25

Stop with the underscores, then, you unhinged jigaboo, they give you away every time. Sheesh.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-25

Fawk. I dont like when words is touching each_other.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

Well you're the only actual female we got and you posted a tale about pissing period blood yesterday that none of us will ever forget. So you have only yourself to blame.

Also, what the fuck, you were just gonna ghost us but still hang out here? Some friend you are. That's Cumia behavior.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-25

My old account got stale. You know how it be.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

I do. They banned one of mine too. I got new ones. Keep my head on a swivel. sniff

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

I think you should teach her the dance, ya know the Prance.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

I’m never going to talk to you again.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-25

Promise?

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

Leave me alone !

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

Line of the day....

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

That sounds like so much fun

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

You have no idea. I remember laughing as people would cross the street and step on the flattened cups not even knowing their backstory. I remember one of my friends kicked one that was just freshly run over and not completely flattened. I didn't even bother telling him. He just ran and kicked it across the street as I stood there laughing like a maniac while he had no idea why. I'm crying here right now laughing. Thanks for making me remember this shit.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

Dude you and I would have gotten along man. I’m not Puerto Rican but I fucked and loved many of their women.

When I was 17 I had this girl blow me. She was about to swallow, I yelled NO. I picked up a bag of chips and made her spit it in there.

Less than an hour later three of my friends came over and hung out with us. They would always help themselves to whatever I had. One picked up the bag of chips and started eating them and passing them around.

Me and the girl just laughed as my friends ate my semen.

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

Life is hilarious.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

Absolutely. Did anyone know about your cum being thrown all over the place?

Despite what pedophiles and self published authors would have the world believe.

We are still Hilarious

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

Shit I remember when one of my friends came over to play Halo 2 and he seen my sleeve of dixie cups in my bedroom and said "Damn nigga, what do you brush your teeth in your room?" and I told him "No, I jack off into those." he started laughing hysterically then I pointed outside and showed him a flattened cup in the middle of the street and he almost passed out laughing. It's been almost 15 years and he still remembers that shit.

It has been a pleasure and I hope that the fun never ends.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

It never will keep givin em Hell and Cum. 💪🏿 👑 🍻 🍆 👊

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

That old gag

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

Once me and my Mexican buddy Beto were that age when we discovered there were crawlspaces like tiny attics in everybody's house and we opened the one in his house and found stained up period panties. His mom was the only female in the house and they were extra large just like her.

1  Sueable 2019-09-25

So you didn’t leave her a little surprise ?

Not even a lil taste