Reminder: You can buy this hat online. Joe doesn't just dress up as the edge, he also cosplays as a soldier. "I'm actually more of a tribute soldier your honor..." No evidence of military service = confirmed stolen valor. Driving license doesn't count.

15  2019-09-25 by ILoveWhores69

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1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-25

I bet before he leaves the house, he looks in the mirror and practices saying "No, sir, thank you for for allowing me to serve you"

1  SpiralStatic90 2019-09-25

Drivers licenses are easily manipulated.

1  CarolsPhishyCuntGoo 2019-09-25

Can you imagine needing to own the redditards so bad that you post a photo of your drivers license, then immediately afterwards you post a picture of your very illegal assault rifle. Joes the best.

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

I bet the stuartist went into her seat and buckled up while trying not to laugh at how he pointed to the hat assuring her that he's got everything under control.

I bet she told the pilot right after everyone got off the plane and everyone had a huge laugh.

1  Snapmeyourboobs4444 2019-09-25

Stwardess you fucking mong

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

You know what dude, I was in bed and autocorrect etc

1  Snapmeyourboobs4444 2019-09-25

Fair enough, that was quite harsh of me.

1  tyfys_uhuru 2019-09-25

I bet he has Veteran's plates on his Barbie car.