ATTENTION: No more Pat posts because that one faggot said so a whole bunch of times.

70  2019-09-25 by AbeColleenVigoda

67 comments

Fuck! I knew we must be only 1 or 2 more fat guy pictures and "incel"s away.

Please I am trying to get jimcel off the ground

Oh yes, I listened to him after THE FIRST WARNING.

ssssttop it guuuuyyss

Any faggot that thinks they get to be the taste maker of the community and decide what we should and shouldn't talk about on the 17th iteration of the sub should hang themselves

"Seriously, guys. Take it to your own sub"

  • Faggot Spaceedge's last words

Googly eyed bastard.

Sue Lighting’s the only taste maker that’s ever been respected.

Feed Nana.

They were still being gay about Patrick posts very recently . I remember going to the logan sub for patrick content and cellar table for Joe content. Fucking retarded considering how disposable these are.

Yeah, people act like Patrick posting "got old", but it never did. We weren't allowed to post about him at all for months so we had to make other subs just to do so. Loganlynn and the first few subs were all very active and popular. And now that we're all back together again it's like it was before, where Pat posting is all the rage. People actually like posting about Patrick, it's always the faggots that don't contribute shit and rely on the subs for entertainment that complain.

I had no idea who the fag was for like the first 6 months, I'm all in now thanks to the attempts to silence it.

He can come gatekeep my anus.

this is the best thing to happen to joe recently. for every joe post theres 20 pat posts overtaking them. there is a reason this sub is still up.

He's probably pissed he's got to share his spotlight.

Yeah I am sure Joe - who has gotten the last 20 subs shut down is going to care about not getting attention you insane psychotic retards.

He gets them shut down for attention.

Shut up Cumia. Joe is just taking credit for SRP and Fat Pat's work. And you know it because you are either him or Anth. So go fuck ya mutha

Getting the subs shut down is a way for Joe to actively engage with the community. It only ever incites more Joe posts and yet he keeps doing it.

Fuck off Joe. It’s not going to stop

thats cute. you think im joe, anthony or whoever else pops into your empty skull for the day.

its sad when autists want something to be so true, but yet so incorrect.

I don’t care about the factuality, I just didn’t think anyone aside from Joe would say something to so stupid.

this shocks you.

OK so maybe you aren’t. And? Who gives a shit. Half the fun of saying that you are is the possibility that you aren’t.

tell us how you really feel!

I met Joe one time as well, he was in the men's room by the food court at The Roosevelt Field Mall. Him and two other men came out of toilet stall and Joe walked over to the sinks where I was washing my hands and he smiled and said hello to me. The thing is he had semen on his face and I'm pretty sure there was poop on his fingers.

Now he knows how BOC felt.

No more posts about this Patrick guy.

I don't even know who he is and it's not funny

THAT'S RIGHT

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It's HILARIOUS!

I don't know who he is and he doesn't belong on this subreddit. All posts about him will be removed and the poster may receive a permanent ban.

I'd think you were doing a SpaceEdge bit if I didn't see you lose your shit on the forum and know that you actually are a retard.

Make another thread about me, gaywad.

You got it.

Gaywad? Are you for real?

And why the fuck would anyone give a shit what think should or shouldn't be posted? Faggot ass SJW trying to tell everyone what's best, swallow a cock.

Are you gonna post about me all fucking day? This is like your sixth reply to me. Fuck off, loser.

Are you gonna post about Pat all fucking day? This is like your 100th reply.

Are you gonna post about Pat all fucking day?

Are you asking me or yourself?

Oh, are you referring to all my Pat posts? How many are there big guy?

Oh shit was this the guy who got modded on the forum and had a meltdown?

Yep

He said Norm Macdonald isn’t funny. When he takes that back maybe this stops.

I'll never take it back, child! I'm incapable of admitting that I'm not perfect, little one. That's why I win 100% of my many daily battles with Nazis, fetus.

What the fuck even motivates this type of thinking and behavior? The stupidity of it is unreal.

Beat it, faggot. The adults are speaking.

The only difference between Pat and Joe is that Joe consistently gives us material, whereas Pat really doesn't. It's fun to make fun of both of them, but the Pat bashing becomes stagnant after awhile, because there's nothing new coming from him, besides his twitter bellyaching and putdowns.

Unless Adrian gives up something juicy...all we have to look forward to is the oncoming billboard, which should be the pinnacle of comedy.

But with Joe: CPS could launch an investigation into his affairs, gigs can still be cancelled, someone might finally fight him IRL, and the possibility of getting ahold of one of the most damning texts exchanges ever is enough to keep things interesting for a while.

The majority of my posts usually make fun of Joe. I enjoy both and I wish Danny would take a kicking a little more often.

I'm with you on Danny, and actually not opposed to even more characters getting it more often.

I still think we should drop everything until we destroy Sam Roberts but what do I know? I don't even have my daddy help me peel back my piss balloon.

I want to see him fall more than any other person, I've hated him since the show. He's too good at avoiding everything and not giving material imo. But what do I know, I don't even order off the kids menu.

Is that in pesos?! Fucking gross cunt.

That’s why we won’t be the ones to bring. He will only get fired for being boring and milquetoast. The only offensive thing about him is his existence.

Less than a week ago we found proof that he cheated on his 1/2 marathon that he was very proud of. He came to the sub and fought with everyone and refused to counter our proof. He definitely is aware and provides lulz.

Did not hear about this: I just saw the photos of him running (which I now use for my band's soundcloud banner photo). Did not know there was a backstory to this.

You probably haven’t seen, because pat posting was banned to keep the subs up. He also was taking gym selfies, showing off his training progress for his Instagram. We made a collage of all of his selfies with the other pics of very in shape taken from that same location. Pat in turn deleted all of his embarrassing pics. There is much more, but he is definitely still out there combatting us just as much as joe.

How was it revealed that he cheated?

There are mats used that track each checkpoint you hit. Someone contacted a group called marathon cheaters that track mentally ill people that do this stuff and they helped get the data. There is a post about it on this sub, it isn’t the one pat replied to though. Just search marathon in the sub.

Nobody can hide their crimes from Columbophiles like us

pat posting was banned to keep you retards in containment.

My favorite aspect of the gym selfies was how dry he was in every pic. Not a drop of sweat even though he "just got off the treadmill"

The really sad part was that wasn't a collage. That was just how the tagged pics for that gym showed up. Mostly pics of very fit people working out with Pat's head interspersed at various places.

Lol, that’s even better.

Pat came on one of our recently deceased subs in person to directly defend his marathon cheating too.

Some kids fought Joe at the fair the other day.

Whenever a sub goes down, we'll just head to whichever one he's mosy active in.

My favorite part of the whole thing was when the other faggot mod was all like " idk man they have video of the store clerk saying you stole it." Then faggot said " my names like tom smith around here." Then one of you assholes pulled up the census pole for his name and there was like 5 people in the whole country with his name. I lauft and lauft.

Pat Tomlinson is the king of content

Several incarnations if he sub steered clear of him and were still shut down. This one will also be shut down whether he is mentioned or not so why not treeeeeaaat yawsellllllffff?