Did anyone ever to stop to consider that Joe Cumia is probably even more fucked up sexually than Anthony?

11  2019-09-25 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

  • Constantly grabbing his own sister’s tits

  • Constantly joking about incest

  • Being friends with a convicted child-sodomite

  • Admitting he thinks watching child porn is perfectly legal

  • Anthony telling the story about how Joe would fool around in Anthony’s underwear, touching his ass, while Nana was sleeping

  • Describing young models as having “youthful and petite little bodies” or whatever he said

  • The fact that he became noticeable shook once we started threatening to call CPS on him

Am I missing any? Either way you get my point. We always assumed Anthony was the most fucked up Cumia, but it makes sense that it’s actually the eldest brother.

8 comments

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-09-25

Moths in ants ass

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

AntH learned it from somewhere. The fact that Joe is now panicking only lends further credibility to the fact we are definitely on to something here

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

Was ejected from the funeral home for grabbing his dead mom's tits "for old time's sake" at the wake and had to be told to stop masturbating in his car in the parking lot after

1  Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-09-25

There’s enough instances of Joe Cumia AKA Brother Joe AKA SAMCRO Joe being an actual pervert creep that we don’t have to make up our own.

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

I saw it on reddit, that makes it true

1  SibHashian13 2019-09-25

He also likes to point out that enjoying KP is not against the law.

1  RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-25

He's apparently nicknamed "The Toilet" at the Big Apple Ranch. Make of that what you will.

1  TheMaestro2 2019-09-25

he just wants to be like his more successful brother...Joe is a loser and copies everything Anthony does