He’s a failure. That’s all I see when I look at this picture. His frustration and his hopelessness as the walls of his failure close in. Pat: No one reads your books. They aren’t good. They aren’t terrible, either, but you can’t even hustle to bring up the numbers because no one likes you. How do you think mediocre books get good run-up? How do you think mediocre authors get prep, coverage, unwarranted shelf space, good media space, disproportionate shares of push from the publisher? By not being assholes. No one likes you. No one thinks you’re clever, or smart, no one thinks your opinions are original or insightful. You believe the things you are told to believe by known and proven liars. You’re a sucker. Most of the liberal hacks in your industry or just playing the game, they aren’t stupid enough to believe the things they say. You are so embarrassing. I want to hate you but I can’t, you are too pathetic. You’re a loser. A pudgy loser with a fat wife who deserves way better than you. She’s actually nice, and has therefore accomplished something you never will.
You're wrong. His books ARE terrible. Let me refresh your memory:
"Tzanlindi was a Gromple, and stalked the the forest late at night as Gromple do. Xhe xuddenly noticed a Borgak resting by a campfire. Ah, these were trouble times, indeed, for Borgaks hated fire. Just then, xhe noticed a wild Dumplorb stalking the the forest. Silently, Tzanlindi pulled xer Gromple knife from xer Gromple sheath and..."
I hate it, but there is an audience for it. Just speaking as someone who understands a little bit (wink) about the publishing industry. There is an audience for his work. He’s not reaching it, I can tell you that. He’s also getting next to no help at all from the publisher. You know, the people that want to sell his books. I bet it’s never occurred to him to ask why.
17 comments
1 BigAppleRanchRep 2019-09-25
Live long and bratwurst, Children.
1 Sienfeld202 2019-09-25
a veteran to the bully pulpit...
1 child_predator_cumia 2019-09-25
He definitely has sex offender face.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-25
You think his face says "sex offender" you should see his hard drive.
1 CarolsPhishyCuntGoo 2019-09-25
How many juvenile people of color have you raped and murdered, Patrick? 5!!?!? Jesus youre a monster.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-25
He has either been crying, shitfaced or both.
1 BigAppleRanchRep 2019-09-25
I'd say both, this is what happens when you're a deadbeat dead and failed sci fi "author".
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-25
He misses his ex-wife.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-25
That looks like a mass shooter if I've ever seen one
1 BigAppleRanchRep 2019-09-25
Agreed, gotten serial rapist written all over him.
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-25
Never noticed his cocksucker lips before.
1 CaffreyCat8 2019-09-25
He’s a failure. That’s all I see when I look at this picture. His frustration and his hopelessness as the walls of his failure close in. Pat: No one reads your books. They aren’t good. They aren’t terrible, either, but you can’t even hustle to bring up the numbers because no one likes you. How do you think mediocre books get good run-up? How do you think mediocre authors get prep, coverage, unwarranted shelf space, good media space, disproportionate shares of push from the publisher? By not being assholes. No one likes you. No one thinks you’re clever, or smart, no one thinks your opinions are original or insightful. You believe the things you are told to believe by known and proven liars. You’re a sucker. Most of the liberal hacks in your industry or just playing the game, they aren’t stupid enough to believe the things they say. You are so embarrassing. I want to hate you but I can’t, you are too pathetic. You’re a loser. A pudgy loser with a fat wife who deserves way better than you. She’s actually nice, and has therefore accomplished something you never will.
Why do you think she eats?
Why does she do that to herself?
Happy wives don’t do that, Pat.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
You're wrong. His books ARE terrible. Let me refresh your memory:
"Tzanlindi was a Gromple, and stalked the the forest late at night as Gromple do. Xhe xuddenly noticed a Borgak resting by a campfire. Ah, these were trouble times, indeed, for Borgaks hated fire. Just then, xhe noticed a wild Dumplorb stalking the the forest. Silently, Tzanlindi pulled xer Gromple knife from xer Gromple sheath and..."
It's complete drivel and never ends
1 CarolsPhishyCuntGoo 2019-09-25
Xer did this after Xer did that. Xer walked through Xer property to Xer favorite spot. Xer was young, oh so seductively young.
1 CaffreyCat8 2019-09-25
I hate it, but there is an audience for it. Just speaking as someone who understands a little bit (wink) about the publishing industry. There is an audience for his work. He’s not reaching it, I can tell you that. He’s also getting next to no help at all from the publisher. You know, the people that want to sell his books. I bet it’s never occurred to him to ask why.
1 Pat_Kumia 2019-09-25
Look at this blatant Nazi giving the zeig heil.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-25
Is this him crying over Leonard Nimoys death? Holy shit he’s worse than Kevin Smith