Imagine being such a sad fat loser that you still do the Patrick bit.

0  2019-09-25 by CorradoSocrates

I get that you guys lost your sub too but can you please get the fuck lost?

68 comments

Suck nuts homo.

Hey I'm not the one acting all 'scorned woman' about some fat fuck who stopped being relevant three months ago.

Hey faggot, pull an Emily, and make your own sub. You can post about how Jim Norton is a worm, Opie isn’t funny, ant is a pedo tranny fucker, Joe is a leech, sam is a talentless backstabber, and all of the other bits that definitely haven’t been driven into the ground. The pat thing never died, mods just shelved it because they thought it would save the new subs. Obviously that has worked out well. I propose a new rule that bans people that whine about content, because that bit has without a doubt been driven into the ground, faggot.

Hey faggot you unfunny retards had your own sub for this shit. Make a new one and fuck off. Nobody wants to watch you queers pull the pigtails of your fat man crush. Nice wall of text, nerd.

Hi, CorradoSocrates!

I hope this day treats you well! Take care!

-HappyFriendlyBot

Your only friend.

Your only friend is some nobody sci-fi writer that you can't stop obsessing over. You know every detail about his life and he does not even acknowledge you. How does that feel fucker!?

The biggest Patrick accomplishment was getting his Twitter banned, but now he has it back. Absolutely nothing was accomplished. These fools talk about Patrick like he is listening. At least we know Joe sees every single thing posted about him.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Patrick reads everything. He dmca's everything. He is here as often as Joe if not more so. Joe learned how to take down subs by seeing what pat did.

It's telling that the same three people are the ones defending Patrick posts multiple times in one thread. Fucking losers.

You're named after one of anths 14 banned Twitter accounts and you're criticism for patposts perfectly apply to Joe posting. You're as retarded as Joe and probably twice as fat.

Okay guy named after a fat nobody. Do you have any idea what a faggot you look like?

Again. You're named after anths 14th banned account after he slipped into absolute obscurity. A handle the faggot named after a soprano character. So you know...glass houses and thrown stones faggot.

And "Anth" was a host of a nationally broadcast radio show, not some fucking guy who wrote a book and occasionally posts on Twitter. Might as well make your username john-richards-3 you fucking obsessed queer.

Nationally broadcast with a few thousand autistic fans. You think stern will drop into obscurity as bad as the boys have? No because he's actually famous. Ask any amount of random people who O&A are. Nobody would know.

Okay? You get that I'm goofing on you for naming yourself after some random dude, right? I'm not debating about how popular Opie and Anthony are. Are you actually retarded? Seriously, pay attention.

Are you? You get that my point is that any is basically some random dude and you're named after him right, child? As much as I hate to admit it Pat is probably more known by random faggots than ant is.

"any" is not some random dude. He has, at least, a modicum of fame unlike your namesake. Jesus Christ, you're so unimaginably stupid that you're making me defend a Cumia. Fuck off I'm done with you n

Ok JoeyH.

No. I get the last word.

Lol ok Joe/Pat.

Last word.

Too bad you can't just hang up the phone like your precious pedophile idol Anth huh?

Last word

Ow sweetie. I think not, child.

Last word.

No

Exactly. It's like 10 people with 20 alts each. And for some reason they realllllllly care about Reddit Karma

You sound a lot like pat right now claiming it's all alts.

Are you saying i'm an overweight science fiction writer, child

Yes, sweeitemuffins.

Oh sugarplum, i have receipts

He's definitely here more than Joe.

As much as Joe is obsessed with this place he still has a daughter to get to school late. So unless he is going on reddit while driving (plausible) Pat doesn't have that pesky daughter thing.

The Joe stuff has definitely not been driven into the ground. He was just here yesterday making outrageous claims and daring people to call CPS on him. I can agree the Jim, Opie, Ant, and Sam are stale, but Joe Cumia is still very fresh.

Shut up, stupid.

Im not a sad fat loser, hunny. You are. Im not fat. BUH BYE troll

Leave it alone, child

Gonna need something now that Carol won't let Joe come here anymore for fear of CPS taking her kids way from her.

How the fuck is the Joe bit any better or worse than the Patrick bit?

Joe actually interacts with the sub/he's Anthony's brother/he's actually relevant. Ask another stupid fucking question.

In what universe is Joe "relevant"? He's only relevant if you spend your life obsessed with the Cumia family. For literally the other 99.9999% of the world, he's completely irrelevant.

He's relevant to this sub. He's not some fucking random who said Norm Macdonald isn't funny 6 months ago.

He's still a clueless idiot that provides endless laughs, as Joe does. And if some other clueless idiot comes along, we'll have fun with them too. No matter how relevant or irrelevant they are.

Why do we need to have a constant hardon for Joe and only Joe?

He's still a clueless idiot that provides endless laughs

Guess I forgot to. He's a nobody that provides nothing and the idiots who obsess over him are fucking annoying. It doesn't have to be all about joe but it doesn't have to be about some fat faggot who's already moved on from all this. Do you want to start circlejerking over the Strangle Bros too? How about Matarese?

If he had already moved on from all this we wouldn't be having this back and forth. Same thing can be said about Joe. How fucking thick are you?

What back in forth? You morons talk into thin air about a guy who doesn't even notice you exist.

Well he constantly acknowledges us on his twitter and every time he posts on reddit, so I'm starting to think you're completely full of shit and have no idea what you're talking about.

Good for him. Make your own sub about him and fuck off.

So "OpieRadio" is the Joe sub?

Because some random faggot on reddit is telling you that the 9000th post about the loser brother of a long dead radio show is a super funny, valuable use of time but the 9000th post about a loser sci-fi author we've been going back and forth with for a year isnt.

Wow! You're really passionate about this! You do understand that you are proving my point about what losers you patfags are, right?

The only point being proven is that the majority of people here think you’re a retarded faggot and we don’t care about your input. If you think this sub is anything more than a bunch of autists that laugh at shitty people, there is no hope for you.

You got me, hero. I'll mention you in the suicide note

Pat interacts with the subs too you unbelievably naive buffoon. He's gotten tons of subs banned and so the comments disappear along with them. He responds to people and files dmca's far more often than Joe does. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Cool beans. Make a Fatrick sub and talk to him over there. Your name is fatty patty for fucks sake.

No shit dumbass. That's what's been happening. We ovah here now though. My main account for o&a stuff is temp banned for being part of metalgbt. Get the fuck over it. Party will get this one banned soon and we'll move on. Meanwhile shut the fuck up because you clearly don't know what's going on and you sound foolish.

How about you be ova dere with the boring Patrick posts. I mean seriously, why does this guy mean so much to you?

He's liberal Joe. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand child.

That's your response to getting owned lol

Imagine using the word owned in 2019.

Imagine caring about it

Hey :) we are taking your over sub bud. And when it gets banned I'll check your account, and start posting the same stuff to the new one. :p

What a great bit this is. This is the kind of unfunny shit you get out of the Fatrick thing.

Shut the fuck up and just ignore the posts.

Lol look at this fuck FAGGOT named after Chip Chipperson! Hahaha hahaha

This is a good look.

I was a little bit of a fag when I chose this username and I'm an even bigger faggot now. Bullying isn't appreciated here.