Knock Knock! It's CPS!

40  2019-09-25 by AnthonyCumiaPedo

Wait, why are there all these pictures of Anthony Cumia in your house?

HE'S YOUR BROTHER?!?!?!!?

O&A FANS HAVE BEEN ACCUSING YOU OF CHILD NEGLECT BECAUSE HE'S YOUR BROTHER?!?!?

tears up CPS forms and lights them on fire

I'm gonna have a long talk with my friends at ATF & the IRS to make sure you never have to deal with this silliness again!

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I’m reality Joe gets shot for his austic hand gestures after being told repeatedly to “keep your hands where we can see them”

Especially if he wears his intimidating chains shirt

Here’s how it goes: (Layla doing her homework and having a snack.. Carol cooking dinner...)

Some small talk involving a weak drugged out drunk sounding anonymous tipster.. after a minute of conversation and showing him this thread threatening malicious accusations... it goes something like this:

Officer: “OK, well... Sorry for bothering you sir”....

Me: “No problem officer, you know kids online shenanigans these days, especially being the brother of a former radio shock jock Anthony Cumia”...

Officer: “Haha! O&A...I remember those guys! How’s your brother doing anyway?”

Me: “He’s great! Doing well... thanks for asking”

Officer: “ok then, Have a good day Mr. Cumia”...

Me: “You too officer, be safe out there!”

You’re all retards. That’s why you’re all here... because you’re not all there. Tarded, then tarded again. RE-TARDED.

Layla doing her homework

dropped out here. too unrealistic.

does carol microwaving hotdogs count as "cooking"?

That ham won't cube itself!

and that “weak drugged out drunk anonymous tipster” pays your mortgage every month!