I'm a hilarious comedian, child.

13  2019-09-25 by PoliticalFirebrand

8 comments

The nerve of this self-published anonymous loser to critique anyone else’s book.

Futurama fans should be grateful for the Rick and Morty fandom, since they made everyone forget about their faggotry.

Is Rick and Morty even worth watching? I've seen a few episodes over the years but I don't think I ever laughed. What's with the hype?

I think it's pretty good overall. And I desperately wanted to hate it, since its fanbase is insufferable.

No, it's fucking self-congratulatory garbage for pseudointellectuals who think loving Sci-Fi and time travel is equal to having advanced degrees in astro and particle physics.

I watched some random assortment of the first two seasons because my buddy, who is an otherwise brilliant guy, vouched for it. Fuck him.

The quality of the animation is impressive but it tries way.. Way.. WAY too hard to be "high brow while not taking itself too seriously! ;-)" type of faggotry. Its fans literally believe they understand the science behind a multiverse while thinking shit like "Gazorpazorp" and edgy characters name Abradolf Linctler, Mr Poopybutthole, and some character named "Fart" is FFAWKIN HILARIOUS.

They also non-ironically say it's 'the most original cartoon ever,' while being wholly ignorant that literally EVERY episode is a ripoff and basically a shitty fucking mashup of two pop culture plots in one. Literally the whales-with-balls mockery of Family Guy.

IIRC, there were TWO SEPARATE fucking Jack and the Beanstalk episodes, an Inception vs Freddy Kreuger that was literally stolen from South Park, a Love Potion #9/Scanners/Dead Ringers ripoff, a Risky Business ripoff, A Wrinkle in Time ripoff, Total Recall, The Purge, Big Trouble in Little China, Fantastic Journey/Jurassic Park....

I just came up with a new episode... Rick and Morty go to an alternate universe where they are exposed to a dark and ancient power that destroys everything it comes in contact with.. until Morty. Now that this power is becoming unstable, she releases it with destruction and anger and it results in every dead animal, feral and domesticated, extinct and alive, to reanimate and become way more aggressive and then the sister dies and they bury her in the... "Pat Cementapoopoocaacaadoodiediarrhea" and she comes back all evil and kills the mom who is buried in the Pat Cementapoopoocaacaadoodiediarrhea and reanimates and kills the dad and buries him in the Pat Cementapoopoocaacaadoodiediarrhea and it cuts to black.. until the post credit scene reveals it was just another alternate dimension so it doesn't matter XD I went here, picked the first two, then combined their IMDB plots together.. Dark Phoenix and Pat Cementapoopoocaacaadoodiediarrhea

.....well alright then!

A queefy man.

I’m not gonna lie, I do enjoy the slurm shirt.