Romantic Slipknots (I miss my ex-wife)

Criminal Knot Posts (threatening our President really tied up his Twitter account)

Slapstick Nit Moron (lolcow buffoon who attaches himself to the ideas of others like a parasite)

Karmic Nonstop List (of fucking embarrassing shit that he says and does)

Claim Skirt Nonstop (I have actually had sex, child. Unlike you, who will die a virgin.)

Complains Stink Rot (just add a comma after the first two works)

Cilantro Skimps Not (need as much flavor as possible)

Platonic Smirk Tons (the constant smile of a virgin)

Proclaim Stinks Not (self-explanatory)