Alright, fine. I need to come clean. I'm jealous of Ant's parties.

62  2019-09-25 by Colt_Thunderer

I AM envious of those who get to party at the compound. These last two years of me on the forums has honestly been an exercise of impotent rage. Not only are the Cumias super rich, but they're having so much fun with their lives and I hate that!

As a regular karaoke aficionado, it would make my life if I got to sing on Anthony's stage just once. To sing Free Falling to the likes of Steve from Bayshore and Big A has been my dream for years.

What I wouldn't give to sit at the poker table with some men's men. Men like Joe Cumia and Fred from Brooklyn are tell-it-like-it-is tough guys wise beyond their years. MENSA has nothing on the knowledge expelled at that table, and let's not forget these guys aren't afraid to say EFF YOU to PC culture!!

Did I mention Ant has a pool?! And Bud Lite on tap???? I've wanted to go there as long as I can remember, because the Compound is for REAL fans.

Also I would like some easy access child porn.

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PM DOXXER100 for all your KP needs. He's an expert in KP law ad has previously explained to us that it isn't illegal

You talk about Jeff Hollander as if he was at Anthony’s house more than the 3 times that he was, prior to being found out that he was a kid toucher. Before I address that stupid fairy tale for the final time (only 2 or 3 of you left to make understand the facts surrounding your fantasy) let me explain something to the moderators of this final lifeboat of a sub... You do know that your last beloved sub was shut down by admins partly for perseverating on the subject of “Pedophilia”, right? Another thing I purposely used against you. I reported EVERYTHING that Reddit TOS unequivocally considers to be grounds for a subs banning if the mods can’t keep it in check. Quoting Reddit TOS regarding sexualizing minors, I’m paraphrasing, but you can google Reddit’s terms: “Any sexually suggestive content involving minors, or someone appearing to be a minor, including fantasy content (STORIES, anime, cartoons) that promote pedophilia.” Every time you posted anything sexual that had to do with my daughter or any of the guys you call pedo’s and make jokes that involve descriptive “stories” which mention acts of pedophilia.. I reported it directly to ADMINS. Never bothered with mods. I reported 100’s of those. Just food for thought moving forward kiddies!! Something to ponder. Put on your big boy pants and try to understand this for what it actually is. Don’t delude yourself into believing that I’m defending my brother because he pays me or because we fucked out sister and he fucks my girlfriends daughter... let’s leave these entertaining campfire stories home. Look at this for what it is, if you’re capable, LOGIC....Camt go wrong if you reason things out with logic. COMMON SENSE REDDIT TROLLS, COMMON SENSE. You’ve already established your opinion that everyone here is a pedophile, but let’s look at my brother and your fetish based pedo fantasy about him for a moment. If Ant was friends with that POS, why wouldn’t he STILL be friendly and hanging out with him? There’s no law against palling around with a convicted child molester and jerking off to KP. If, as you claim. he has a preference for young girls, and it “was not a radio bit”, why is he with a 30 yr old woman, why not a white trash legal 17 year old, i think 16 in NY? Remember Woody Allen?! Does he fear for his job, or his reputation with the Catholic Church? How about not wanting this SUB TO THINK HE’S A PEDO?!?! Reason?!?! Why has he never flown to Thailand to fuck a 10yr old LEGALLY? He can afford it . Why has he NEVER fucked or had any inappropriate contact with any underage girls, ever?,.. Why does buying a 40yr old man an ipad, who allegedly scammed him into believing that he was a teenaged girl, your irrefutable evidence of child molestation? Anthony does whatever he wants to do, pretty much. Kid touching isn’t a CHOICE you fucking morons, it’s an illness. Akin to the illness that you dolts suffer from. You can’t just stop being ill, why should he be able to? Why Would he IF IT WERE TRUE? Same thing with your stupid Sue Lightening fantasies. I really believe you assholes need to ask yourselves these questions and then muster up all of your collective gray matter to answer them with an honest re-evaluation of your stupid campfire stories. Oh, and continue posting all of your endless string of TOS violating commentary. It’s the easiest way to keep you fucked and homeless.

That username is creepy as fuck Joe.

There’s no law against BREAKING your daughters HYMEN, libtard. Anyone can do it.

Joe you can't white knight about being a pedophile. Shut this one down 3 take its place. We're hydra. No one cares how many you shutdown we just move to the next one. Our numbers haven't dropped barely any since the original sub went bye bye and all that did was purge the dead accounts. You're a boob and an idiot no matter how hard you try we will always be here to fuck you and your brother over because you're incestuous child fuckers. Keep coming here telling us how you don't care and we don't matter Joe it only makes us stronger. If you were smart, which you clearly aren't, you'd just leave and ignore us. But you need the constant drama so you carry on because the truth is once we stop paying attention to you you cease to exist.

Oh...You were finished?? Well allow me to retort... Post your contact info so we can sue you for libel. Oh, what? You can’t do that? Why not? I’m sure you have ample proof to back your ridiculously malicious and false accusations of misogyny, alleged acts of racism, legal charges of pedophilia, and the rest of your bullshit buzz-words that are used by millennials like you, who with no conscience whatsoever throw around those once very powerful words for the sole purpose of gaining the upper hand and public support of your constituents whenever you get involved in an altercation. Problem is, most people have a hard time believing anonymous users on a site known for using these tactics in an attempt to damage reputations and interfere with ones right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (sound vaguely familiar?) The core purpose your sub is driven by envy, jealousy, failure, having no sense of purpose in your life and the desire to be prominent amongst of your equally dysfunctional pals on your ever diminishing platform. They’ve now become the magically shrinking Opie and Anthony related subreddits. Good move not using an O&A related name. You’re now constantly being attrited and for good and wholesome reasons...Good will always triumph over evil. Read on: What this poster hasn’t mentioned is that every last DMCA that has been filed by myself, either on my own or with legal authorization by others who wish they had the time and energy to do so, are completely and totally legitimate and legal. There’s nothing false or illegal about the DMCA’s that I’ve filed. All Photos and videos on the internet were taken by someone, therefore someone owns the copyright to every last one of those photos and videos. I’m thorough in my filing. The sub just has too many ignorant members that don’t listen to the more logical moderators, and refrain from posting photos and videos that are reportable. They’re blinded by their desire to have their 15 mins and more importantly by their very real and palpable hatred. Reddit has too much to lose and will never take the stance of a “Kiwi Farms” type of forum that a few sociopathic individuals run in their Moms house. They’re doing the only thing they can, taking infringing content down. If and when Reddit Legal receives enough of those legitimate DMCA’s they shut down the sub. It’s really that simple. So for Johnny Cakes, Frunkass, and the other dozen or so sociopaths on that sub who suck all the fun out of what a subreddit is supposed to be... and fantasize about a lawsuit against me.... I have one word... SUBPOENA. Stop already. I’ve filed 100’s of legitimate DMCA’s over the past several months, admittedly with the sole intention of having Opie and Anthony related subs banned. They’ve dedicated themselves to libel, harassment, and outright real-life bullying on and off the sub. Not just name calling and ridicule. I could care less about that. Their anonymity is what empowers them to post libelous and defamatory content. If not for that anonymity, which I believe is the reason for them not filing a single counter claim, they would find themselves in civil court facing a large number of defamation and libel suits by many of their “victims”. There’s a reoccurring pattern of them using my intellectual property as Illustrations to accompany their ridiculous accusations of projected (typically) pedophilia, misogyny, anti-Semitism, Homosexuality etc... toward my family, friends and myself. They’re in the habit of using other individuals Intellectual property to drive home their abysmal message of hatred and libel. So Again, there’s been nothing illegal about any of the DMCA’s I’ve filed. For me to do so would be a dire mistake on my part. I’m achieving the desired results playing by the rules. Why jeopardize that? REMINDER: This sub has gone so far as to brigade and bully my employers to the point of them letting me go from a few of my jobs, all in the name of “having fun picking on old guys”. That’s the only reason they’ve ever given for their atrocious behavior. This sub brigades to the point of bullying venues, agencies and other people in the entertainment industry into avoiding me, by utilizing dozens of anonymous emails and phone calls...many using the names of past Opie and Anthony guests, show members and friends to further try to get my attention and aggravate. This particular sub consisting mainly of envious millennials loves to reiterate the fact that I’m 60 and for the most part retired (according to the sub”70 and near death”) and that I have a stream of income due to business dealings with my brother. They like to call it “welfare”, and are constantly mocking the fact that I have income that’s not worked for. They like to call me a leech. Why they do this is beyond me. In addition to the fact that they think I’m a bum, they put a large amount of effort into taking my work (which they call a hobby) away from me and my band members. It became personal for me when the sub (and it’s 7 or so now banned predecessors) started harassing and bullying my 11 year old daughter, my deceased Mother, My innocent Sister, and my longtime GF, all for the purpose of trying to rile me up and get a reaction out of me to use as fodder for the sub. Interfering with my every day real-life has become a game of sorts for them, supposedly it was brought upon by a comment I made some years back. “You have no effect on my life”.... meaning that an internet forum that shit-talks people...especially people with any amount of notoriety, has the absolute right to do so, but in reality..does nothing to affect my bottom line $ or my real world reputation. I support 1A, I defended that right, amongst others. by serving in the Army for 3yrs. (another fact that this particular subreddit seems to love mocking) People have the right to say what they want. When it became a “challenge” for the sub to get my attention, they took it to the next level. That’s where the line between 1A right and libelous accusations that damage ones reputation, employability and the right to live a life undeterred by malicious internet trolls was crossed. All for the sake of getting someone’s attention and having “fun” hurting a “boomer”. My Reddit post karma alone is clear evidence of brigading. The downvoting that this comment alone will incur by the brigading, bee hive mentality of the O&A related sub shows that there’s collusion amongst the members of this subreddit and its moderators to do real life damage to certain people they see as “less than human”. Phone calls to my business and texts to my business number calling for my untimely death, taunting, horrific allegations...All of that means ZERO to me. Commentary about me and my brother written and posted on the sub, means nothing to anyone but the sub. When my family became the focus of the Opie and Anthony leftover psychopaths, it Became a problem that needed to be dealt with. I liken what I’ve been FORCED to do (DMCA’s) with something that I was always intrigued with: When Chicago mobster and really really bad guy, Al Capone (aka The Sub), was on a rampage against his enemies in the 20-30’s (Innocent Family and Friends) the Feds couldn’t imprison him for murder (aka- the subs libelous and malicious harassment and real life bullying, job interference, Doxxing my 11 year old daughters info). They did finally find a way to make his empire (aka- Opie and Anthony subreddit) crumble though fervently prosecuting him for the the less serious crime (but serious enough to get the job done) of tax evasion (aka-Copyright Infringement). They went another way entirely to get the desired results for the purpose of removing an evil, evil man from civilized society. I (we) will continue to report this evil sub and file legitimate and legal DMCA’s at every turn until it’s gone. Stop interfering with people’s real lives and livelihoods, and we’ll leave your stupid sub alone. Plain and simple. -JCC

God bless you

Nice dissertation stupid. Are your really sure thats what you want you lumox? Do you really want police that aren't Keith digging and poking around in you and your pock face ghoul of a brothers dirty business? You see Joe the part of this you have never understood is this, all of this, is you and Ants fault. You sit and believe you are above all of us and act as though you were attacked unprovoked. You started the doxxing, you started the shit talking, you have hundreds of tweets and posts where you're racist and homophobic. You have numerous accounts of saying child porn is no big deal and keep poor company. And beyond that rock star you and Ant are public figures so guess what faggot good luck sueing anyone you might find for making accusations. Your a dolt Joe the only reason this shit isn't collected and weaponized is because its more fun to slowly tear you down and watch you break mentally. Look at yourself Joe. Do you see how you act? You're a fool. Your time will come when all your bullshit catches up to you both and we will be here to watch it all burn.

Nice believing I was the real Joe Cumia, stupid.

even if you're not it needed to be said. If true though good commitment

This LARP is very elaborate.

He keeps getting us banned. Too stupid to realize that means more accounts exist because of our disapproval of him

That poker table is in Bobo's house

Bobo is a known Chinese guitar enthusiast

Don't forget the dinosaur!

Imagine the smell.

At least four of them decided that this moment needed to recorded and shared with the world.

Jesus Christ how can I join this cool club?

  1. have an underage sister
  2. be a retard
  3. bring sister

2 is optional but usually related.

Wait, he has a pool? I can only dream of bowing before his greatness.

Bud Light on tap, xanny bars for days, AND a life-size plastic velociraptor?!

That's the type of spontaneous fun that makes me hate Nana's recent victories against PC culture, libs and trolls.

Can a nigga get an iPad?

I too am jealous. I live in my mom's basement because I work part time at Panera. Some would consider me uninformed because I don't know black crime stats.

Do you even know dick about the internet?

Bud Lite on tap.

Sorry losers, Nana wins.

They have grapes too

And a hot tub too!

You don't wanna sit on tacky gavone furniture between Big A and Geno Bisconte?