PLEASE FORGIVE ME, GREGG!

8  2019-09-25 by lchise8

I just found out that my life has been nothing but a lie, folks. I’m actually a 38 year old divorcée with an addiction to shit porn and licking dirty diapers that I find in the trash(I work in a nursery). Before I put a .22 in my mouth like that fat guy who tried to kill Bjork, I want to sincerely apologize to the great brother man himself, Gregg “Opie” Hughes for the malicious and evil lies I’ve been spreading about him. It was my love of Anthony and Jim’s constant banter about diarrhea and pedophilia that initially drove my insatiable lust for baby diaper innards and conversely it was opie’s constant re-direction and line stepping which fueled my intense hatred and jealousy of him. I’m sorry Gregg, I hope you can forgive me if you ever read this. Well folks, I’ve applied the face paint and my Compound media mixtape is on the final track. Time to take those final breaths.

Gregg “Opie” Hughes is a good man.

Any profile you see posting with my username after this is clearly an imposter.

Your moms box.

15 comments

1  Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-09-25

I’m gonna leave this comment and possibly come back to read this wall of bullshit another time.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Im not reading this

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

No no no. I reject everything here until I see it from the u/ichise7 account

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

That fat guy that stalked Bjork was a funny bit though, I'll give you that

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

Poor little mug musta been so confused when he got to Heaven and Bjork wasn't there

1  lchise7 2019-09-25

It’s confirmed, everyone. Ichise8 was my older brother and I say “was” because I just stumbled into his room after hearing a loud noise. I assumed he was just pounding the desk while watching some still hilarious compound antics but found him laying here with his face painted like darth maul and picture of opie with cum and shit on it....

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

I'm uncomfortable with these capital "I"s. Not ichise7 style. I'm now concerned for his welfare

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

QUANSPIRACY

1  ichise7 2019-09-25

nice try, opester. korean bots with the sloppy job yet again, fellas. my investigation into the opesters involvement in carl ruiz's death is ruffling some feathers.

ME: HA! nice try wit da hate tho.

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

I actually have come to respect the Opester, but just for you u/ichise7:

gregg "opie" hughes is a coprophiliac pedophile

this has been 100% confirmed

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

It's kind of unsettling that I was able to tell that wasn't the real ichise7 based solely on the grammar and punctuation.

1  RahStarAryan 2019-09-25

It's the Hive mind .

1  oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-09-25

Ichise. The reason Kevorkian was right.

1  scruffee79 2019-09-25

I think you mean abortion

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25

A .22 will just leave you alive and miserable. Double down on that bad boy. Get a .44 and go out like R. Budd Dwyer.