We're just jealous

13  2019-09-25 by fourStrokes1900

Because all I'd want, at age 50+ is to be coercing children into coming to a school reunion with me, to impress people who have long forgotten I exist

https://i.redd.it/4nhj8wjnioo31.jpg

35 comments

1  quasi101 2019-09-25

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images2/artie02150/3.jpg

U/artie02150

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Why did i bother posting the pic, its perfect

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

Can we some more u/artie02150 art? Brotheman had a niggas ribs hurting daily in the old sub. I also want to know how shit worked out with that dude at his job

1  quasi101 2019-09-25

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/artie02150.html

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

TYFYS but I was hoping we could encourage brotherman to create some new works. Something to see us through these times of sub hopping

1  quasi101 2019-09-25

maybe ruiz in heaven with qadan ruizing and listening to high quality sound

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

There is something about how he draws these that is so perfect yet so shit at the same that it comes together in such a way that it is the ultimate form of art

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

This was always my favorite. When you've seen the original photograph, you can see how perfectly he captured it

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

Definitely my magnum opus. Notice it was done on a piece of paper and not a sticky pad, scrap paper, or greasy Wendy's paper bag.

I'll try to work on some more. Work has been slow some days and busy as fuck for others.

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

He's still a faggot. He is claiming to be going "smart phone free" the next few days but that's only because he can't find his phone (I know exactly where it is and don't feel like telling him)

It's a hilarious and pathetic display of stubbornness and has helped me get through the days since Carl died without being upset and taking it out on others.

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

Why is this so funny to me? This guy is a tool

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Why would I date a woman of my own age, when I can pay a distressed teenagers father

1  Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-25

Where did he even find this girl?

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

All I know is he paid her father, who clearly loved her

1  IHeartSue 2019-09-25

I'm too lazy to look it up but her father worked for Bill Clinton or something and was ok with their relationship. Sick shit.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Yep

1  r3v0lv1ngm0nk 2019-09-25

He actually wasn't the one who initiated that whole relationship. She was a fan of Red Eye and saw Ant on there. Before he ever knew who she was, she'd hang around on Paltalk a lot and came off as really obsessed with him.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Ban the sub, ill make sure this is the first post on the next one

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

What would you like to have achieved by this age?

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

I've got both those things brotherman, plus a wife and a daughter. It's a good way to be

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Lucky man, Iv got the girl, someday hopefully i'll have the same. I wish you all the best

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

And you too brotherman. You will get there. You are not a Cumia

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Oh I know, I work hard, I know I'll do well, and so will she.

Im just so jealous I never started a tribute band, got to freebase with my mother, negotiated prices for a kennedy relative to impress girls who didnt notice me when I was 14

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

This is where we both fucked up brotherman. Had we freebased with our mothers, we too could be taking underaged girls to social event, have people laugh behind our backs then go home to our big empty houses and do solo karaoke on Twitch to an audience of hostile trolls. We strayed from the path. We got lost.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Evidently, but perhaps thats a good thing

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

What vegetables you got growing?

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

Right as we speak? Broccoli, carrots and sweet potato. I have a green house that currently only has tomatoes. There's a bunch of herbs and shit too but that's the wife's domain. Getting some pumpkin and some beams going in the weekend

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

I dont know why I asked.

Pretty diverse horticultural selection though brotherman. I love this place. I hope you get a good crop and feed your family well. I guess my point is to contrast against what normal people do rather than hire child prostitutes to school reuinions

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

I grow what the family needs to stay healthy. What we are illustrating here is that despite being called junkie low life minimum wage trolls, we are actually a diverse group of successful individuals rightly and righteously looking down on the degenerate, pedophilic Cumias. We are doing the Lord's work from a position of power

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

I hope you, your woman and children grow well and live fulfilling lives. I hope your vegetables grow plentiful, and you have good dinners where you sit around and appreciate each other. Its something they will never understand. I hope you never have to smoke crack cocaine with your mother, or pretend to jump out of aircraft.

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25

My best wishes to you too brotherman, sincerely

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

Thank you brotherman

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25

pedophile

1  TacolasCage 2019-09-25

He's a predator

1  SpaceEdgesDom 2019-09-25

He looks like a puppet.