Yet another thing he has in common with Joe, posting pictures of his gross meal and congratulating himself on his tremendous weight-loss before it ever happens.
Maybe if Pats rodeo clown father want a total bitch he'd have whooped Patrick's ass a couple of times for being such an insufferable slob and we could've avoided this fat scourge
Holy shit that is dead on. Look at that horrible attempt at spreading peanut butter on the toast which he clearly used his fork to do because he is a fat lazy idiot.
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz. meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I've been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can't bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I'm laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass.
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into 'fat burning mode' (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients...)
Goal- 210lbs...
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6' 1" helps big time.
28 comments
1 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25
How much does this fat faggot eat? Jesus Christ. I wouldn't be able to get up after eating all that shit.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
You've never seen him Ruiz
1 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25
Piece of shit pats himself for eating a bunch of carbs in place of bacon, then wonders why he's fat.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
No he doesn't because he's not fat, child. He's just bulking up for the Milwaukee winter, little one.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-25
Every season is bulk season when you're an athlete, sweetie.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
anyone can do it
1 Mintwa 2019-09-25
Darth Vader sippy cup yet calls everyone else a child.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
everyone on reddit is developmentally stunted
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-25
Breakfast for plebs.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
Yet another thing he has in common with Joe, posting pictures of his gross meal and congratulating himself on his tremendous weight-loss before it ever happens.
1 Killgore 2019-09-25
Don't forget the breakfast corn. Corn is a vegetable!
1 FitzStiglitz 2019-09-25
The 6 leaves of spinach fucking kills me, this guy looks at vegetables the same way a child would
1 Starship_MuleTits 2019-09-25
The reflection of a huge McDonalds coke on the table is the best part.
Second best part is how horrible applied the peanut butter is. It's just globbed on there with no regard whatsoever. Zero effort.
Piggy probably horfed down a dozen McGriddles before eating this.
1 Mintwa 2019-09-25
I forgot about the cup reflection. Got a niggas mcrib hurtin taday
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
Line of the day
1 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-25
That was fantastic
1 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-09-25
Iād never seen that before. Why the fuck is it there? Is it from the night before or is he having breakfast for dinner? What a slovenly loser.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-25
This is like something an autistic child would make their Dad for father's day and receive a savage beating for.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-25
Maybe if Pats rodeo clown father want a total bitch he'd have whooped Patrick's ass a couple of times for being such an insufferable slob and we could've avoided this fat scourge
1 Killgore 2019-09-25
Holy shit that is dead on. Look at that horrible attempt at spreading peanut butter on the toast which he clearly used his fork to do because he is a fat lazy idiot.
1 BloviatingUdders2 2019-09-25
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz. meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I've been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can't bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I'm laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass.
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into 'fat burning mode' (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients...)
Goal- 210lbs...
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6' 1" helps big time.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-09-25
Too bad he wasn't eating crab cakes in Maryland.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-25
Ah corn, the classic breakfast side dish.
1 _EstherKuhn_ 2019-09-25
That mug is fucking embarrassing
1 Tommyrich8 2019-09-25
6 spinach leaves š šš¤£ That'll truly change your fat retard body around
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-25
Even the coffee looks fuckin dry. What a tasteless pig he is.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-09-25
Irish breakfast tea has whiskey in it doesn't it?
1 SensibleKeks 2019-09-25
I'm eating healthy! Please give me validation (and likes).