It's strange to me Sue has been over to Anthony's house, stayed in the same hotel on the same night as him and let Sue ride in his jaguar. Seems pretty gay, but Anthony said on Infowars the accusations were spread by liberals to discredit him so it's not actually gay.
Idk if I just can't see them for some reason but did that worthless loser delete all his comments? If so, imagine being nearly 60, spending hours deleting meaningless replies on Reddit while filing false claims of copyright infringement.
Uh yeah, I'm sure this really happened. Everyone knows Nana never, ever leaves the house except to do his gay show. His retarded ghost writer made his bullshit up.
1) The AC guy had great instincts, jist one glimpse was all he needed to know that Anthony Cumia is a piece of shit and deserved to be flipped off.
2) The guy lives in the same area and listens to the radio every day for hours and still didn't even begin to recognize Anthony. Nice rise again, stupid.
Oh absolutely. It's way, way too on the nose to be real. It's a fantasy Nana likes to play in his head. It soothes him, unlike the truth, which is that he threw away his career over tweeting.
Its a way of re-writing what actually happened. Becoming an "author", is an attempt to become an authority on that, or in fact any particular related narrative, despite what evidence anyone else might have.
The internet is a fucker, aint it.
I've not read the book,obviously, only bits people have posted here.
Id tell you if I had, genuinely, but is there any mention of the midnight scaffolding photoshoot/subsequent firing?
"And I took of and the car was all VROOOOM and everyone was all like "Woah! Look at the cool guy doing the fast vroom vroom!!! He's so cool and not gay!" And the guy in the van was all crying and wanting to be me...then I drive in to the sunset with that two beer buzz you get from drinking one beer and getting a one beer buzz but then you have as second beer that gives you that two beer buzz that you get after your buzzing on two beers ."
If ya got pimples on your face
bud light in your hand
Then you’re in luck
Cuz You can do the dance
Let me make it simple
Just put your Front foot up
Keep your back one flat
And that’s how we Cumia Prance!
It really cAnt be overstated just how bad the writing is in this pamphlet. His publisher must have literally just received the final draft and scanned it to print. No way anyone with a college degree or even 10th grade reading level touched that hunk of shit.
Just another lie to go along with his “Obama president Nahhhhh” and the six blacks coming out of nowhere only for Anthony to tell them this ain’t their show.
Instead of driving back from some "thankless shit job in NYC" in a company van he's driving back from his humorless shit show in NYC in a leased Jaguar to his bank-owned McMansion filled with shit bought on dwindling credit.
He also shows a remarkable disdain for the working man, the very sort of person who made him famous in the first place. Instead of nodding in recognition to the guy Nana had to flaunt his wealth and be a giant dick about it too. Real conservative values right there. Nana is a scumbag and a pedophile.
I hope this same situation happens again but instead of flipping him off, the guy in the van runs Nana off the road or throws a handful of coins at his car in retaliation. I'd love to see the look on his stupid ugly face as a few dozen pennies thump against the car...cracking the windshield, fucking up the paint and making a bunch of tiny dents which would be insanely expensive to fix.
This is so clearly made up, good god. I would believe a 4th grader telling me that he has a playstation 9 at home because his dad works for sony before I would believe this cringey horseshit
Even if he didn’t lease that Jaguar (spoiler: he did, like a typical “new money” dago), why would he brag about that? The only people I know that drive, or have driven, Jaguars are the most insufferable, narcissistic, white-trash douches I’ve ever met. If you have the money to brag about. “luxury” car, then drive an non-boxster/housewife Porsche, an Audi RS7 or R8, or anything that isn’t a pathetic “muscle” car that is used to make loud noises and indicate your presence/insecurities/newfound wealth. Oh wait, I forgot, AntH can’t afford any of those.
Look at ME!! I'm driving a Jaguar I'm no better than that poor bastard but look at me I'm successful I made it and I don't take shit from anyone as I drive at 120mph in one of the most congested roads on the country.
It should have ended with "and Keith was laughing and puking and Bobo was puking and pissing and laughing and Big A was filming it but the tape fell out and broke."
"I raced home, still trembling in fear from the encounter. The black had shaken me to my core and had exposed me as the ineffectual souse I really am in real life. How could I go on pretending my gun-loving conservative persona was really who I was? How could I salvage my self-esteem and let the world know that I was still unapologetically masculine?
I saw my phone and the answer came to me as clear as Sue's pre-cum. I would tweet! I would destroy the angry hateful black by tweeting about her! I grabbed my phone, logged into my old Twitter account and began furiously tweeting. I really let her have it too. "Animal, nigger, jungle savage, darkie, sub-human"...I threw every adjective I could at that monster. Several hours and nine beers later I collapsed in a satisfied heap, knowing I'd fought back against the vicious angry savage.
Then when I woke up I had several voice mails from my employer. Turns out they fired me. Even more embarrassingly, I don't even know if the jungle savage was on Twitter, thus I was really ranting to no one in particular. That was the day my rise turned into a fall and I'm still plummeting to this very day."
74 comments
1 _EstherKuhn_ 2019-09-25
Is Anthony allowed to drive these days? Has he proved he can behave himself and not act like a fucking savage?
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-25
His license has been permanently suspended and he now takes the train to the city
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
I hope he runs into the free hairplug removal guys
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-25
DOWN GOES GRANDMA, DOWN GOES GRANDMA
1 IHeartSue 2019-09-25
He's had his driver's license and guns revoked. I'm not genuinely racist, but Anthony Cumia is a fucking nigger who can't behave.
1 _EstherKuhn_ 2019-09-25
I wonder what he did with that Jaguar? He obviously didn't gift it to u/Doxxer100 because he's still driving that Faggot Edition Barbie Fiat 500.
1 IHeartSue 2019-09-25
He probably gifted it to Sue. It's nice to see Nana has platonic transfriends.
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-25
Daniel Ben Dovid said that the only people Ant allowed to ride in the Jag were girls ("girls") he was trying to fuck.
1 IHeartSue 2019-09-25
It's strange to me Sue has been over to Anthony's house, stayed in the same hotel on the same night as him and let Sue ride in his jaguar. Seems pretty gay, but Anthony said on Infowars the accusations were spread by liberals to discredit him so it's not actually gay.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-25
A gay man went on another gay mans show and they denied their gayness?
1 IHeartSue 2019-09-25
hey LIBTARD boipussy isn't gay!
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-25
Anthony would bring 80yr old boys into his hotel room and buy them tits, just like he would 10yr old ones
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-25
We call him "Trandpa" because he hung out with Bailey Jay once
1 SwastikaMadeOfNogs 2019-09-25
Idk if I just can't see them for some reason but did that worthless loser delete all his comments? If so, imagine being nearly 60, spending hours deleting meaningless replies on Reddit while filing false claims of copyright infringement.
Jesus...
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-25
Uh yeah, I'm sure this really happened. Everyone knows Nana never, ever leaves the house except to do his gay show. His retarded ghost writer made his bullshit up.
1 LenardF 2019-09-25
This ain’t your show
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
What a borefest.
If I want to read a boring, terrible book, I'll just buy Starship Repo by Patrick S. Tomlinson.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
Dont plug it, fuck, someone might buy it
1 HandsomeMy1es 2019-09-25
current amazon sales rank of 394028, highly unlikely
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
Well, I hate to do this to you, but that was the bit.
Its all downhill from here too
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
I cant tell you how happy this makes me, not only to know this book was a complete flop, but the fact other people were hired to write it also.
He thought this was brilliant, so witty, self-deprecating.
Its literal masturbation.
This was the final draft as well.
You're still that guy in the van you thought you were above. You just had some money, for a short run.
Where are you now
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
Two thoughts:
1) The AC guy had great instincts, jist one glimpse was all he needed to know that Anthony Cumia is a piece of shit and deserved to be flipped off.
2) The guy lives in the same area and listens to the radio every day for hours and still didn't even begin to recognize Anthony. Nice rise again, stupid.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
It'd be great if it were so, but to me that reads just like a fabrication so he can end is book feeling somewhat superior
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-25
Oh absolutely. It's way, way too on the nose to be real. It's a fantasy Nana likes to play in his head. It soothes him, unlike the truth, which is that he threw away his career over tweeting.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
Its a way of re-writing what actually happened. Becoming an "author", is an attempt to become an authority on that, or in fact any particular related narrative, despite what evidence anyone else might have.
The internet is a fucker, aint it.
I've not read the book,obviously, only bits people have posted here.
Id tell you if I had, genuinely, but is there any mention of the midnight scaffolding photoshoot/subsequent firing?
1 where_we_at 2019-09-25
A nice story that could only be thought up by nouveau riche trash.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
fucking indeed
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-09-25
he was born in richmond country his mom was a house
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-25
Regretfully, his mother died alone, with a wilted frontal lobe
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-25
Then the A/C guy thought....what the fuck did that dirty Libyan heroin dealer want
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-25
"Look at this homeless looking degenerate. Whose car did he steal? The FBI should really do something about the crime rate""
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-09-25
Did Cumia just created another Cumia ?
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-25
Apollo air conditioning will be in business a lot longer than compound media.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-09-25
Dego wop bastard installed a U-Haul hitch to launch his Ski-Doo that was bought with a credit card that would never be paid.
1 DiaperHuffingAdmin 2019-09-25
"And I took of and the car was all VROOOOM and everyone was all like "Woah! Look at the cool guy doing the fast vroom vroom!!! He's so cool and not gay!" And the guy in the van was all crying and wanting to be me...then I drive in to the sunset with that two beer buzz you get from drinking one beer and getting a one beer buzz but then you have as second beer that gives you that two beer buzz that you get after your buzzing on two beers ."
1 insertclevereference 2019-09-25
Also I have gunzzz, lots of them!!! Well I used to anyway.
1 Sueable 2019-09-25
The writing is god fucking awful and no that guy didn’t give him the finger fucking lying nigger trash
1 HappyFriendlyBot 2019-09-25
Hi, Sueable!
I hope you have the best day ever!
-HappyFriendlyBot
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
This bot only wishes happiness on people who say racist or homophobic things. What a piece of shit!
1 Sueable 2019-09-25
If ya got pimples on your face bud light in your hand Then you’re in luck Cuz You can do the dance Let me make it simple Just put your Front foot up Keep your back one flat
And that’s how we Cumia Prance!
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-25
It really cAnt be overstated just how bad the writing is in this pamphlet. His publisher must have literally just received the final draft and scanned it to print. No way anyone with a college degree or even 10th grade reading level touched that hunk of shit.
1 LenardF 2019-09-25
Every single time I sit in this car, it reminds me of Sue’s dick size
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-25
Every single time I sit on Sue's lap it reminds me of Sue's dick size
1 Still_Hilarious1 2019-09-25
If Anthony is actually the common man then global warming can’t happen fast enough.
1 StanleyStacks 2019-09-25
Just another lie to go along with his “Obama president Nahhhhh” and the six blacks coming out of nowhere only for Anthony to tell them this ain’t their show.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-25
It is very funny to hear him pretending he "made it" several years after getting fired for tweeting.
1 Starship_MuleTits 2019-09-25
That AC repairman probably thought Ant wanted to rape him.
1 r3v0lv1ngm0nk 2019-09-25
Instead of driving back from some "thankless shit job in NYC" in a company van he's driving back from his humorless shit show in NYC in a leased Jaguar to his bank-owned McMansion filled with shit bought on dwindling credit.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-25
He also shows a remarkable disdain for the working man, the very sort of person who made him famous in the first place. Instead of nodding in recognition to the guy Nana had to flaunt his wealth and be a giant dick about it too. Real conservative values right there. Nana is a scumbag and a pedophile.
1 r3v0lv1ngm0nk 2019-09-25
I hope this same situation happens again but instead of flipping him off, the guy in the van runs Nana off the road or throws a handful of coins at his car in retaliation. I'd love to see the look on his stupid ugly face as a few dozen pennies thump against the car...cracking the windshield, fucking up the paint and making a bunch of tiny dents which would be insanely expensive to fix.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-25
Or he swerved into Nana's lane and forces him to drive head on into a bridge abutement.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-09-25
Nice leased Jaguar, stupid.
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-25
Little did Ant know he could be equally humorless in Long Island
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-25
Oh shit I’m actually embarrassed..
1 Broken_stoic 2019-09-25
Imagine seeing this old, pockmarked, soy sauce haired queen leering at You from his leased car. Chilling.
1 JamesCHefnerson 2019-09-25
Yeah, that didn't actually happen.
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-09-25
I doubt this shit even happened.
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-09-25
His ghostwriter made this story up
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-09-25
This happened
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-25
Did he?
Did ya?
1 suirogerg 2019-09-25
Co-written by Joseph Cumia
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-25
False, there are no random words capitalized or put in quotation marks.
1 dj_dad_dick 2019-09-25
This is so clearly made up, good god. I would believe a 4th grader telling me that he has a playstation 9 at home because his dad works for sony before I would believe this cringey horseshit
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-09-25
Stupid wop bastard doesn't know that Manhattan isn't a city.
It's a borough, you stupid fucking wop with a retard brother who likes to sport his bovine stare.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-25
I listened to most of the audio book and the whole thing is shit we've all ready heard on the O&A show or TACS.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-25
Its so fucking douchey knowing he read that after those guys wrote the book for him and said YEAA, YEA BABY THATS HOW ITS GONNA END. Fucking clown.
1 HackComic630 2019-09-25
Even if he didn’t lease that Jaguar (spoiler: he did, like a typical “new money” dago), why would he brag about that? The only people I know that drive, or have driven, Jaguars are the most insufferable, narcissistic, white-trash douches I’ve ever met. If you have the money to brag about. “luxury” car, then drive an non-boxster/housewife Porsche, an Audi RS7 or R8, or anything that isn’t a pathetic “muscle” car that is used to make loud noises and indicate your presence/insecurities/newfound wealth. Oh wait, I forgot, AntH can’t afford any of those.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2019-09-25
Time a DMCA complaint would actually be valid 1/1
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-25
“I was never the company-guy type.”
Then you must’ve started when you got into radio, because that’s all we’ve known you to be.
1 JarJarThePotato 2019-09-25
That's such a covert teenage brag drivel.
Look at ME!! I'm driving a Jaguar I'm no better than that poor bastard but look at me I'm successful I made it and I don't take shit from anyone as I drive at 120mph in one of the most congested roads on the country.
He's such a infantile underdeveloped wop.
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-09-25
And everybody clapped.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-09-25
It should have ended with "and Keith was laughing and puking and Bobo was puking and pissing and laughing and Big A was filming it but the tape fell out and broke."
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-25
"I raced home, still trembling in fear from the encounter. The black had shaken me to my core and had exposed me as the ineffectual souse I really am in real life. How could I go on pretending my gun-loving conservative persona was really who I was? How could I salvage my self-esteem and let the world know that I was still unapologetically masculine?
I saw my phone and the answer came to me as clear as Sue's pre-cum. I would tweet! I would destroy the angry hateful black by tweeting about her! I grabbed my phone, logged into my old Twitter account and began furiously tweeting. I really let her have it too. "Animal, nigger, jungle savage, darkie, sub-human"...I threw every adjective I could at that monster. Several hours and nine beers later I collapsed in a satisfied heap, knowing I'd fought back against the vicious angry savage.
Then when I woke up I had several voice mails from my employer. Turns out they fired me. Even more embarrassingly, I don't even know if the jungle savage was on Twitter, thus I was really ranting to no one in particular. That was the day my rise turned into a fall and I'm still plummeting to this very day."
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-09-25
Just put that fucker on pastebin and get over it.