His mother definitely drank when she was pregnant. Just look at that fucking mug.

He looks like Patrick Warburton's fat, simpleminded younger brother that the family had to keep hidden away in the attic to make sure he didn't embarrass them.

Don’t drag Putty into this. Ya got a question about how big a failure of a man Patrick is...ya ask the eight ball !

I'll thank you not to refer to David Putty this way.

Not enough

Touché.

speaking ill of Mother Tomlinson?

She tried to do the right thing when you think about it.

She probably drank a fair deal after he was born as well. Wouldn't blame her given the guilt at what she created.

Maybe that’s why he’s attracted to women who constantly have a drink in their hand. Then again it’s pretty likely that the binging began after the wedding.

He definitely looks like a genuine retard here.

What about people who see the picture and worry for the welfare of that poor pineapple and whatever disgusting acts it may be forced to participate in (fruit sadly cannot consent and therefore it is de facto rape)?

I'm getting bad vibes from this picture. Like Joe Cumia-rotisserie chicken vibes.

HAHA HOLY SHIT

Lol why the fuck would 580 people upvote this.

You really have to ask this? It’s Reddit, there’s nothing but faggots here.

How far can this be pushed? Would an ordinary selfie of Patrick with the caption "my homosexual brother" get upvotes?

It definitely would. Change the caption to something stupid like, “my brother came out today. I love him and accept him” and the Reddit idiots will eat it up. The vast majority of Reddit users love nonsense like that.

Then after it hits the front page post a comment to say that you both lost your virginity to each other. Go full Cumia.

To be fair, thousands more on reddit also agreed he has a punchable face and sniffs weight benches at the gym.

That’s also true. The average Reddit user is still a faggot.

Its fucking hilarious that random people that aren’t involved in our hijinks have recognized him across subs and posted shit like “umm...isn’t that the creep that was sniffing weight benches in the Milwaukee area?”

People have a tendency to believe his autism diagnosis

I still laugh when I think of that top comment on Erock with Paris Hilton. "He looks very functional for an autistic."

Oh piggy boy...

Never find him in a sub for actual men, though

Someone posted that pic of Pat awkwardly sticking his tongue out and claimed he had justbturned 65. Over 70 people believed it to the point of upvoting it.