I would say 100% of your actual military hero’s make that the last thing they say to somebody. Let alone to the Internet

The kitchen staff are the only ones that brag

That comment from joe Royce has always annoyed me. More pathetic than the Anth ballwasher is the Joeh ballwasher.

My Duke G.I. Joe action figure from when I was growing up is more of a war hero than this entitled guinea dunce.

What audience is he doing things like this for? There's only us watching and we'd rather the entire plane and every man, woman and child on board perished in flames than look at another Moo Cow Joe selfie.

No need for an audience brothaman, its a story he's telling himself, and thats one narrative I wont entertain

Someone post this to r/justbootthings I’d do it but I’m far too busy

What you haulin, big man?

Christmas trees

Just in time for the season, Josh from Michigan, whats up man?

You know snowy?

Sosos sososo you’re telling me that men jumping from planes with potatoes peeled by joe in their bellies doesn’t afford joe some measure of respect? Did you want them to jump hungry?

That story sounds made up.

Look at the look of self-importance on that vile bovine face. He was a classic fuck-up who joined the army because he had no other options and now he wants to be slavish praised for it at every opportunity, like he saved America all by himself. Fat queer.

I’ll have you know i served in FTroop. I got paperwork to prove in IN WRITTING, but even though i have time to personally submitt HUNDREDS OF DMCAs, for some reason i havent had time to get an easily obtainable document to PROOVE you wrong. .#loserredditards .#wewin ⛸