Just out of shot on the left is a lost crying child that Patrick is desperate to molest.

He’s Sprinting Away From His Daughter.

Soon from the cops, along with his pedo friends.

Outrunning the gay thoughts.

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Running from his ugly truth...

Bottom 9%

Forest Gunt

Forest Cunt

Ya like DMCAs Doc?

20 yards from the starting line, wincing in pain. Perfect marathon attire he has on. Hes dressed like hes meeting his walking group at the mall.

They windbreakers, sweety. Youd know if you actually ran half marathons, little nothings. BYE

Pat makes that face every time the thought of Jon hitting the back walls of his finally sexually satisfied wife, a place Pat has never been near

Nobody runs in a thick cotton sweatshirt lol. Was this a 5K?

Look at those chubby little legs. Absolutely no definition in them for such a seasoned athlete

Must be 5 seconds into the race. He hasn't even broken a sweat and it looks like he's about to die.

This man is clearly a chiseled bodybuilder and superior athlete who could kick all our asses one by one.

I run 400 miles a year child

I run 643.7 kilometers a year child

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