Theory: Is Patrick trying to make us suicidal like he was when he lost his twitter account?

10  2019-09-24 by SamcroJoeCafe

When Fatrick lost his twitter account he was distraught, and confided in my source who is familiar with the situation that he "wanted to end it all" if he couldn't get his twitter back.

$5000 seems like a laughable waste of money to spend on a social media account, but it all makes sense if you know he's doing it because it's all he has left!

Now he wants to do the same to us. This is why he keeps hoping our numbers are dwindling. Because he thinks we are going to kill ourselves. Could he be this evil?

4 comments

1  Lordtelefonemane 2019-09-24

I have to say I prefer laughing at Patrick.

1  ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-09-24

What exactly did the 5000 go towards in order to get the account back?

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-24

My assumption is some lawyer familiar with the old adage that a fool and his wife's money are easily parted and charged him $5K to write letters to some contact he had at Twitter.

1  FitzStiglitz 2019-09-24

Fatrick and the Bovine are both miserable useless losers that only receive validation for their pointless lives on the internet, so they assume everyone else does as well. They think and act like women