If there was a Hall of Fame for best Joe Cumia moments, what would be the top 5?

12  2019-09-24 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

20 comments

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-24

When he doxxed himself and we found an old comment of him talking shit about his brother.

1  BloviatingUdders2 2019-09-24

The 17th time he doxxed himself and revealed Hefner.

1  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-09-24

  1. The diet plan

  2. The Big Apple Ranch mailing list

  3. The IQ test

  4. The Blue Oyster Dolt

  5. The People's Court

1  DigitalTorque 2019-09-24

Good list, but i’d replace the diet debacle with the ongoing stolen valor/ DD-214 saga

1  BovineJoe 2019-09-24

The book signing appearance feature my purple haired lesbian princess.

1  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-24

"...I'm not interested, sir."

1  Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2019-09-24

I'm a little disturbed by him talking about preferring little boys in lingerie to little girls in lingerie a few minutes ago, and I'm shocked as fuck that I spelled lingerie without spellcheck there.

As long as I’m feeling talkative today excuse any typos I’m voice to text. This video was meant to point out the differences between boys modeling lingerie for Victoria’s Secret and girls modeling lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. That was the subject of the interview that I was doing with Adam Hughes from Ireland that day. I guess using the word girl and the word little (even though it was meant to denote size not age.) In the same sentence conjures creepy connotations when you’re a Cumia.. i’ll remember that for future interviews. Do you guys prefer boys wearing Victoria’s Secret clothing? Or girls diminutive in stature?

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieRadio/comments/d8q94k/reminder_to_doxxer100_heres_a_video_of_you/f1bz0f0/

what the fuck is that sick shit?

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-24

Too many to choose from, but I love

The IQ test,

The Flag Rescuer

The Diet Plan

Dont Worry Flight Attendant, Have You Seen My Hat

and of course,

The Peoples Court

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-24

The Joseph lane

The time he saw a fellow vet with a prosthetic leg and saw it as a good opportunity to remind Layla that black lives DON'T matter

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-24

Milla Jovovich sick of short guys in Hollywood, but Joe couldnt make time for her

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-24

Big boy goes to the dentist

Carol is denied vip seating, joe is asked to turn down his amp and pays a discounted price for a weak Irish coffee

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-24

  1. People's Court TV

  2. The book signing

  3. I'm 16 and don't know dick about the internet

  4. The Joseph Lane video series

  5. Dancing on little Qadan's grave

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-24

Also the plastic bag convention joke.

1  CorradoSocrates 2019-09-24

1."They've been nothing but trouble for me".

  1. Proof of known pedophile in his house/caught lying about connections to Jeffrey Hollender

3."So so so so so you're saying hate speech is hate speech"

  1. BOC turning down the oblivious dopes guitar because he fucking sucks/is too loud.

  2. Calling his mother a libtard after her death.

1  _EstherKuhn_ 2019-09-24

People's Court

James Hefner

So so so so so so so so so

James Joyce Pub

When we discovered he was u/IntlectualHomosexual it had been speculated that it was him, but a lot of us thought Joe can't be that dumb. But, yes, he is just that dumb.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-24

Shooting up testosterone video. And the subsequent positive HIV test....

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-24

People's Court stomps the cake

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-09-24

One of my low-key favorites was when he pretended a Somalian health aide came to his condo door asking for his help in moving an obese bedridden neighbor.

1  maybe_kiss_u 2019-09-24

Haha I forgot about that one

1  TenguBuranchi 2019-09-24

I feel too many people forget his trip to the dentist. He pays in cash!