Any of you faggots go see Rambo?
4 2019-09-24 by Ominous_Sodium
It's got the usual internet SJW movie critic and pronoun spouting blue checkmark lesbians up in arms calling it misogynistic, cruel and racist, so I figure there's gotta be something to it.
10 comments
1 ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-09-24
God damn, people are so gay now
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-24
the guy who wrote first blood didnt like it but he didnt like any of the sequels anyways so fuck him
1 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-24
Right. A bunch of news sites ran with that to prove their point that an action movie with a man taking care of shit is bad.
Like, that faggot is still cashing the checks and even wrote the novel for 3 because money despite hating all the sequels. David Morrell would be the Patrick Tomlinson of his time and genre if not for Sly.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-24
nah, first blood was a good book. fatty would have made it about a PTSD ridden sexual-assault victim who never passed boot camp and was triggered by the sheriff's lack of respect for their xir-based pronoun spectrum
1 ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-09-24
I’m sure you can fit in some space-crab in there somewhere
1 Snake_____86 2019-09-24
Few buddies saw it and said it's mostly dull with only 10 minutes of real action. I'll see it when it hits cable.
I love how they're pissed off that it shows Mexico in a bad light, while a Police Chief down there was recently kidnapped, tortured and beheaded in Cancun.
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-24
Some mayor got assassinated minutes after taking office there too.
1 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-24
Mexico is a violent shithole full of dangerous criminals, we need to have open borders so everybody can flee to America! Hey! You made a movie about Mexico being a dangerous shithole full of criminals? That's fucking racist! Also, why isn't Rambo a transwoman?
1 CorradoSocrates 2019-09-24
At this point it's inevitable. If the villain in a movie isn't a straight white man it's racist. These fucking morons are genuinely upset over a movie portraying a fucking Mexican cartel, the most evil people on the planet, in a negative light.
1 Sternacridesagain 2019-09-24
Saw it a few days ago.
It's the worst Rambo of the 5 in terms of script, acting, pacing, etc...., but it's not racist or xenophobic. It watches like a 80's or 90's b grade action film you'd see on HBO or Showtime.
80% of the killing takes place in the last 10 minutes of the film, in what could be described as Rambo 4 meets the SAW horror films. Also, most of it is set to a Doors soundtrack that makes it hilariously bad.
About 2/3 of the film is low action family drama.