Hey Joe, you fat fuck....guess who creampied your catcher’s mitt of a gf over a thousand times in HS? I did, pussy! Oh yeah, and she fucking squirted like a geyser all over the backseat of my Trans Am. P.S.- Have fun raising my kids, faggot!

50  2019-09-24 by PatricksWaterheadBro

17 comments

1  child_predator_cumia 2019-09-24

They both look like they smell like an ashtray.

1  PatricksLegalTeam 2019-09-24

Upvote for the Trans Am

1  Infamous_P_I_G 2019-09-24

He pounded the shit out of Carol and left her well stretched and worn the fuck out. Joe wasn't capable of getting a younger broad, fucking loser.

1  Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-24

Joe apparently can't get a decent-looking woman his age if this is what he settles for. I'd rather jerk off than shoot in this wight

1  Mikekekeke 2019-09-24

When you've got to take a photo at five and go to Bleak Falls Barrow at six.

1  Dennyislife 2019-09-24

Is that tippy Tom?

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-24

Niggas ribs. It’s exactly like him.

1  VowedMalice 2019-09-24

For all we know it could be.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-24

I like to think Tom had higher standards but if he was drunk and high enough I guess...

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-24

This dude shattered her bladder and now she pees everywhere.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-09-24

Her shirt and his teeth match

1  HillCountryCummer 2019-09-24

how’d this shithead die anyway? liver cirrhosis?

1  Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-24

Turned into a toad

1  Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-24

No seriously. What the fuck is wrong with her brows

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-24

They've only gotten worse since this picture was taken.

1  paneracist 2019-09-24

She smoked them all away.

1  fat-slob-joecumia 2019-09-24

Somebody hide her tweezers