'Anthony is FINISHED with twitter.' Joe Cumia a year ago

34  2019-09-24 by Whiplash91

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'member how Tony would criticize people's lack of 'stick-to-itiveness' when he was still allowed on satellite radio?

He thought the fact that he couldn't stop drinking, tweeting, and lusting after children meant that he was motivated and had discipline.

"I'm not a racist."

"My mother is dead." (Said years before her actual death)

"I didn't beat my wife."

"Ant didn't beat his girlfriend."

"I have a genius-level IQ."

"I was not friends with Jeffrey Hollander."

"Those aren't my Twitter posts."

"I'm going to lose weight."

"I give free guitars lessons to children."

"That's Bobo's house."

Which one of those did he say before swearing on his daughters life?

Pick one.

I also have 2 or 4 children

"I've beaten a lie detector test"

"our schedules clashed"

"PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6 ' 1 " helps big time."

"I was an Airborne veteran."

"The BOC was jealous of my guitar prowess. They rejected me because I was too tall."

"I'm 6'1"."

I think some of those statements might be false.

Maybe he meant to say Anthony’s career is finished not his twitter usage.

Anthony is never "finished" or "done" with something when he claims he is.

Unless it would take an effort to continue

Unless its a job

He is, however, actually finished with brandishing a large gun collection.

And being relevant

Like a teenage girl whose boyfriend just blew her off on a Friday night, Nana is constantly proclaiming himself "done", "over it" and "finished" every time his beloved Twitter spurns him. Then, like a teenage girl, he eagerly runs right back to it at the first opportunity.

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