That looks like a crash dummy with a human head on it. Nice limp looking conscious body stupid

I like how he holds his sleeves like some insecure high school girl.

I'm surprised he's not folding his arms tightly across his chest to hide his ample bosom.

Built like a bag of dirty laundry.

Smells worse

"he must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but damn, he sure is fast"

Shows him chasing after a Lay’s truck

but only if you send out a terrified black kid first like a rabbit at the dogtrack

Forrest gut

Why do all of these people dress like 14yr olds from the early 2000s?

It’s the stupid-ware collection

Eye of the Fatso

just because pat is taking down your subs too dont mean we want you faggots here. move along we got enough heat here

LOOOOOOOL

The face of crippling autism

"Run, Forrest, run!"

"There's no need, child."

im legitimately puzzled by his gait. i half-heartedly ran a season of track in high school and started doing distance a few years back just because, and while i cant really say i was ever trained past ‘go (this far) and then go faster the next time,’ i havent a clue as to why both of his feet are off the ground.

hes not a fucking horse, hes not galloping, but yet there he is, looking like a buffoon.

source - sub-6 mile, 20:30 5k, 1:50 half, all done hungover with a pack a day habit

He looks like he's got some genu valgum, commonly known as "knock knee".