A friend of mine was in the Royal Marines and did a few tours of Afghanistan. For 6 month cycles, him and his buddies would go on patrol all day, every day in 50°c (120°f) heat with 40lbs on their backs plus rifle, ammo etc. The regimental doctor had them all on 8000 calories a day, minimum and they still all lost weight. Fat Tits Joe eats like that, drives everywhere and sits on his arse and wonders why he has a body like a West African matriarch.
Michael Phelps used to consume up to 12,000 calories per day. Now I’m not as active as he is but I’m only 3 inches shorter than him (I’m 6’1) so I knock it back to about 6,000 per day.
My children are always at school on time and are part of a happy, nuclear family. Also, my wife doesn't write social media posts about what a deadbeat I am, like your ex, you fat bald faggot.
Joe, you’re a talentless obese nigger. Take your welfare queen ass off of the internet and go find a job. Music isn’t for you, you’re a mediocre guitarist that thinks he is excellent and nobody in your life has told you that you suck.
Careful now Joe, at your age, weight and body fat percentage there is a very high risk of a heart attack. Don't get too worked up, we don't need the state paying for your funeral just yet.
Moo Tits read some article about some retarded fad diet scheme and decided it'd work so well he could start gloating about his weight loss before he started. What an imbecile.
33 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-24
In his mind he's responsible for the success of anyone ever on O and A
1 FitzStiglitz 2019-09-24
This stupid asshole was eating 6 meals a day and shockingly didn’t lose any weight
Fat fucks can’t comprehend that you have to eat less
1 laylasBrokenHymen 2019-09-24
Ya but those meals were full of whole fatty mayo and ham squares. Mayo is a HEALTH FOOD you LIBTARD!
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-09-24
Polyunsaturated and monounsaturated fats are GOOD for you, REDDITARD
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-24
A friend of mine was in the Royal Marines and did a few tours of Afghanistan. For 6 month cycles, him and his buddies would go on patrol all day, every day in 50°c (120°f) heat with 40lbs on their backs plus rifle, ammo etc. The regimental doctor had them all on 8000 calories a day, minimum and they still all lost weight. Fat Tits Joe eats like that, drives everywhere and sits on his arse and wonders why he has a body like a West African matriarch.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-24
Michael Phelps used to consume up to 12,000 calories per day. Now I’m not as active as he is but I’m only 3 inches shorter than him (I’m 6’1) so I knock it back to about 6,000 per day.
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-24
I eat LESS than MICHAEL PHELPS, LIBTARD, and look at what GREAT shape HE is in!
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-24
Royal Marines? arse? Fucking limey... figures.
What are they like 30yrs old? I’m 60 stupid... Do yourself and your potential offspring a favor and die now. And go to the dentist.
1 FitzStiglitz 2019-09-24
Woah man cause British people have bad teeth right?
Fucking hack
1 RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-24
My children are always at school on time and are part of a happy, nuclear family. Also, my wife doesn't write social media posts about what a deadbeat I am, like your ex, you fat bald faggot.
1 Composition_X 2019-09-24
Hi from the Netherlands! We think that it's funny your brother lost a multi-million dollar job over his pathetic boomer twitter addiction too!
Also, I believe that the correct English is "60 and stupid" - an easy mistake to make, anyone can do it.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-24
next you'll be telling him to drink a cup of tea & eat some fish & chips.
mind-blowing premise!
1 SudPuckley 2019-09-24
Go to the DENTIST and pay in CASH.
1 BovineJoe 2019-09-24
If you encounter any turbulence just point to your hat. 😎
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-24
Thats something only a gormless cunt would do
1 JoeLovesChildSpit 2019-09-24
Joe, you’re a talentless obese nigger. Take your welfare queen ass off of the internet and go find a job. Music isn’t for you, you’re a mediocre guitarist that thinks he is excellent and nobody in your life has told you that you suck.
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-24
Wait but I thought the BOC loved him? They even warned the other guitarist he might be out of a job!
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-09-24
this dumb asshole *LOVES* the attention dosent he
1 Brotherman_1 2019-09-24
Joe how many deployments did you do?
1 Yngwiestrat1 2019-09-24
He had plenty of troops deploying loads on his back.
1 tompetersxyz 2019-09-24
Fuck off nigger, keep poking the hornets nest so you can continue to act like a bitch victim.
“Please have a heart!!!”
1 Additional_Guide 2019-09-24
You really do read every, single post, don't you?
1 Midian9876 2019-09-24
hey joe, Opie carries your faggot brother for all of those years. You taking credit is embarrassing. Opie is the reason you have your allowance.
1 Lean_n_Green 2019-09-24
Are you gonna storm off like a flapping great gay anus again before deleting all your comments like a hormonal teenage girl?
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-24
Better than being a peace time potato peeler stolen valor faggot. I hope your assisted suicide is COMP'D.
1 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-24
At least they served. No-DD214 having faggot
1 Starship_MuleTits 2019-09-24
Show me your tits you greasy beast.
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-24
All you gotta do is eat 6 meals a day like a professional athlete all without doing any exercise and the weight will just drop off. Anyone can do it!
1 ThomasApostle350lbs 2019-09-24
Going on an old school diet?
1 ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-24
Careful now Joe, at your age, weight and body fat percentage there is a very high risk of a heart attack. Don't get too worked up, we don't need the state paying for your funeral just yet.
1 BovineJoe 2019-09-24
Joe is always bulking up for the Ruby Classic. Hes just in Hindenberg mode.
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1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-24
Moo Tits read some article about some retarded fad diet scheme and decided it'd work so well he could start gloating about his weight loss before he started. What an imbecile.