felt so gay when a friend asked if I saw that “celebrity chef who died”

17  2019-09-24 by TheMaestro2

i told him oh yeah Carl Ruiz right? without explaining how much I knew about him or the various subreddits he has been mentioned on

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Him and opie would talk on tape for hours

Carl Ruiz is not a celebrity chef by a long shot.

He's feeding maggots now

They’re jazzing up his innards

Let's bring that corpse to Flavortown!

Unfortunately a lot of people watch Food Network.

Who?

Did you tell him about ruizing

wait what the fuck he died?!

He past