A Legend in his imagination...

60  2019-09-24 by ellencakehorn

17 comments

1  Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-09-24

No child, I did not blow Sean Penn at the end of the movie.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2019-09-24

He looks determined, seeking fulfilment at the end of a fork or juicy cock. A fat homosexual struggling with his craving for carbs and cock.

Some might say he is a tragic figure. Forever chasing that one last hoagie, but never truly finding peace.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-24

The cosmic buffet...goes on.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-24

How did you say "one last hoagie" when "one last footlong" would have tied it all together?

1  TrollingJoeIsFun 2019-09-24

Your freeform selection skills are not something to be envied

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-09-24

Ribs of a black man are in pain right now i assure you

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-24

You gotta photoshop the girls laughing at him into this

1  Mintwa 2019-09-24

Theres a picture of girls laughing at him? I need this.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-24

In the background of one of his "running" pics there's a pair of teenage chicks looking at him with mocking expressions. Everyone who lays eyes on this tubby load hates him.

1  dazzlefloss 2019-09-24

"Run Fatboy Run" would have also been acceptable

1  JMueller2012 2019-09-24

He looks like a 2 liter bottle of Coke

1  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-24

R I B S

1  Mintwa 2019-09-24

I NEED to find the person that took those photos and personally thank them.

1  SnakeBlizkin 2019-09-24

Fantastic!

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-24

I'm imagining the sound Adam Sandler in The Waterboy makes when he's running towards someone.

1  AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-24

Someone once said he has a "thundering baby elephant gait" and every time I see these pics now it's all I can think of

1  shameofyou 2019-09-24

for a sci-fi writer he doesn't have any special effects