Former radio shock-jock sidekick Anthony Cumia was found dead today in his Long Island home. He was of indeterminate age. Police were notified after concerned lackeys reported that he hadn't tweeted in several hours. Once a moderately popular sidekick to radio legend Opie Hughes, Cumia was fired after a bizarre tweeting spree and spent the last several years doing nothing especially noteworthy.
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4 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-24
His whore mother probably got a better send-off than he will.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-24
Former radio shock-jock sidekick Anthony Cumia was found dead today in his Long Island home. He was of indeterminate age. Police were notified after concerned lackeys reported that he hadn't tweeted in several hours. Once a moderately popular sidekick to radio legend Opie Hughes, Cumia was fired after a bizarre tweeting spree and spent the last several years doing nothing especially noteworthy.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-09-24
Dave Landau will throw himself in front of the L train, Slow Moomia will have to sell all his things.
1 Layla_Kurlan 2019-09-24
That’s not true.
The "(name) from (location)" mafia will be bummed out that they’ll never see another Compound poker party.