r/opieradio: RIP Carl Ruiz. You always wore your heart on your sleeve

7 GroovyBastard 2019-09-23

He might have been corny as all hell, but he seemed like a decent dude. I actually feel bad for him and his kids.

It should've been Joe instead.

8 MonsterSteve 2019-09-23

Yep. We all made jokes about Ruizing and his stupid tshirts but he seemed like a decent dude. His ex wife had a nice set of milkers too. 44 is too young. #RUIZINGNHEAVEN

6 GroovyBastard 2019-09-23

Yeah, that's the part that really bums me out. Nobody should die at 44. I know he wasn't in the best shape in the world, but still, that's way too fucking young.

Hopefully, he's up there in Heaven making cuban sandwiches for Phillip Marma and Baby Kuhn.

1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-23

How’d it happen?

His fat heart give out?

4 kelp_bouquet 2019-09-23

They were his ex-wife’s kids and he said they were spoiled assholes.

1 ThomasApostle350lbs 2019-09-23

I heard his ex wife had great cans but have yet to see anyone post a picture, perhaps out of respect for The Cuban.

1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-23

No need to respect him now that he's dead. Post em if you got em.

1 OandAbaron 2019-09-23

Fuck outta here AntH

1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-23

Damn. Worst thing you could call a man.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-23

I'm liking him a little more every day.

3 gcwrestling08 2019-09-23

I'd even feel bad for Joe's kids. All four(?) of them. But I thought Carl's shirts were gay when he was alive, so they're not any less gay now.

3 Anarox 2019-09-23

Only one was biologically his through

2 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-23

He'd fight that in court

1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-23

So would his child.

4 Toss__Pot 2019-09-23

wore your heart on your sleeve

:( someone else make the obvious joke, I'm having a moment

4 gcwrestling08 2019-09-23

That was the joke, my guy.

1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-23

oh, literal me

I fukkin stink

4 Killa-Ku 2019-09-23

Now who will wear stupid shirts and dumb hats?

2 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-23

It would have been so glorious if he had donated all that shit to Ol' Gimme Gimme Bobo

2 SensibleKeks 2019-09-23

Every single millenial and generation z.

1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-23

He was neither of those things, nor are they popular with those generations. Nice out of touchness, stupid.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-23

44 whould make him Generation X. And yes, many Gen Xers will wear cargo shorts to a wedding. In fairness, boomers opened that door to dressing like children for any and all occasions.

1 CumpoundMedia 2019-09-23

https://imgur.com/9qw2IxV

4 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-23

He is fucking Ro in the ass as we speak

2 IHeartSue 2019-09-23

I hope not because Ro is burning in hell.

1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-23

That's one way for him to catch AIDS

4 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-09-23

The man left his wife and drove straight off to fuck Mrz. Chipperson... No one can ever take that away from him.

5 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-23

Jim probably jerked off remembering how he got cucked as soon as he found out that Carl had past