I don't see how he has an audience for his gay ass podcast, over an hour of watching this insufferable cunt drone on about wrestling. I get there's probably an audience for that but how is this fuzzy fucking nerd an authority on it with his own 'show'?
Because if going to spend $20 plus s&h on anything its going to be a shitty drawing of an ugly talk radio host with the word "haps" on it. Fucking australopithecus mongoloid faggot.
Just get a copy made & delivered by sending $0.99 to China
Chinese goods are intriguing, it costs more than $0.99 to send an item local, but can get something sent from China for that including product & postage!
How many of these do you think have ever actually sold? I imagine they have to be print-on-demand, so hopefully no resources have been needlessly wasted in pre-printing this horseshit.
I seriously cant imagine more than 2 or 3 of these being sold, and thats taking into account all the absolute fucking retards there are on the internet. Its actually funny to think about.
He really doesn’t understand the difference between being a ‘heel’ and being an actual asshole whom no one likes.
I mean I don’t watch wrestling but it’s basically fiction. It’s a stage play. And plays have antagonists, because every story needs an antagonist.
Sam thinks he’s the guy who is supplying the role of the antagonist but no, he’s a genuine, real life obnoxious prick who mistreats people, has shitty opinions (that he honestly believes) and is just maladjusted and unlikeable.
Darth Vader is an antagonist but he doesn’t have a subreddit filled with people who genuinely hate him.
Yeah so “boo the bad guy” Sam. You’re not a bad guy though, you’re just a real life piece of shit.
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9 GroovyBastard 2019-09-23
The day I run into anyone wearing one of these will be the day I just accept spending the rest of my life in prison.
3 Vawsh 2019-09-23
Just remember, what would Benoit do?
2 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-09-23
Put a Bowflex over?
1 RacistPigeon 2019-09-23
Oof
6 bwaitforitjones 2019-09-23
What an unorginal phony those are other designs of t-shirts with his shitty wannabe catchphrases on them.
3 Vawsh 2019-09-23
I don't see how he has an audience for his gay ass podcast, over an hour of watching this insufferable cunt drone on about wrestling. I get there's probably an audience for that but how is this fuzzy fucking nerd an authority on it with his own 'show'?
3 CorradoSocrates 2019-09-23
Because if going to spend $20 plus s&h on anything its going to be a shitty drawing of an ugly talk radio host with the word "haps" on it. Fucking australopithecus mongoloid faggot.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-23
He's trying to corner the lucrative "gifts for people you hate" market
3 FrightyFright 2019-09-23
Shirts for when you absolutely do not want to get laid under any circumstances
3 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-23
Makes a good cumrag
2 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-23
It sure would be a shame if someone bought one and made a video of themselves shitting all over it. A loose, sputtering shit.
3 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-09-23
Fuck that, I'm not trying to buy this faggot more chicken tendies
2 Toss__Pot 2019-09-23
Just get a copy made & delivered by sending $0.99 to China
Chinese goods are intriguing, it costs more than $0.99 to send an item local, but can get something sent from China for that including product & postage!
2 Vawsh 2019-09-23
We could probably collectively pay Joe enough money to show one up Carol's leaky rotten cunt. Damage done.
2 CQhard7 2019-09-23
These shirts should just say "bully me"
2 Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-23
I love how he still thinks he has hair
2 50sSpaceProgram 2019-09-23
That whole "Not blank" thing is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen.
"Not Shoes" get it? Because they ARE shoes! "Not Sam" wait a minute, he IS Sam! Yuck. This mutant doesn't get enough shit. We should get him fired.
2 NicodemoScarfo 2019-09-23
The fact that Sam views himself as a brand is so intellectually dishonest it could give one a stroke
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-23
HULK HOGAN BLEH
1 ExoticSuccotash 2019-09-23
Is Sam moving more product than Fatrick?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-23
How many of these do you think have ever actually sold? I imagine they have to be print-on-demand, so hopefully no resources have been needlessly wasted in pre-printing this horseshit.
1 BovineJoe 2019-09-23
I seriously cant imagine more than 2 or 3 of these being sold, and thats taking into account all the absolute fucking retards there are on the internet. Its actually funny to think about.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-09-23
People who wear any of these also wear those automatic chairs.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-09-23
Never had an original idea.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-09-23
Jesus Christ. Anyone who actually paid for any of this garbage should suck start a shotgun
1 bungpiece88 2019-09-23
And I thought Opie's merchandise was embarrassing.
1 Layla_Kurlan 2019-09-23
He really doesn’t understand the difference between being a ‘heel’ and being an actual asshole whom no one likes.
I mean I don’t watch wrestling but it’s basically fiction. It’s a stage play. And plays have antagonists, because every story needs an antagonist.
Sam thinks he’s the guy who is supplying the role of the antagonist but no, he’s a genuine, real life obnoxious prick who mistreats people, has shitty opinions (that he honestly believes) and is just maladjusted and unlikeable.
Darth Vader is an antagonist but he doesn’t have a subreddit filled with people who genuinely hate him.
Yeah so “boo the bad guy” Sam. You’re not a bad guy though, you’re just a real life piece of shit.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-23
God damn, he's so fucking corny. He really thinks this shit is funny?