carl ruiz was killed

0  2019-09-23 by ichise7

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

this has been your daily double dose of facts from timmy two facts

11 comments

2  Ichise7_ 2019-09-23

Don't know where you're getting your info, chum. But Carl Ruiz killed himself after realizing that the dreams he had of a man playing in his underwear as a sleeping child were in fact reality and were perpetrated by Joseph Cumia.

2  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-09-23

lol look at this bit within a bit. 4d chess

1  ichise7 2019-09-23

nice try wit da impersonation, opester. typical sloppy work from korean bots. here is the irrefutable evidence:

gregg hughes is starting to tie some loose ends, fellas. my investigation into the opesters pedophile ring has got the man frazzled, chums. brother wease, the head of the playpen pilferers, has descended into a paranoia induced black hole.

typical of his jewish nature, the weaseman began to point fingers. "theyre starting to know..the goys are going to get us you fat titted faggot!" wease yelled to the opester. suspecting carl ruiz, brother wease ordered the opester to have carl sleep with the fishes. hahaaa know what im sayin folks?

the opester offered to meet carl cuisine in front of the poultry cart operated by vic henley. after taping a podcast, the opester lured carl into an alley with promises of donut lasagna. once out of sight, the opester smothered carl cuisine with his fat freckled pendulous breast meat.

dumping the body inside the dumpster, the opester escaped on rollerblades.

this has been 100% confirmed

1  Ichise7_ 2019-09-23

Wrong again, friendo. As stated before Carl committed suicide after discovering he had been molested multiple times by serial rapist Joseph Colleen Cumia.

0  ichise7 2019-09-23

excuse me, pal, perhaps you misread. i stated these this has been 100% confirmed.

nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile

0  ichise7 2019-09-23

this has been 100% confirmed

3  thebasketcase89 2019-09-23

Does anyone remember laughter

3  G4YN1GG3R 2019-09-23

We used to be the funniest sub in the country

2  ADatabaseOfPeople 2019-09-23

We got lost

1  ichise7 2019-09-23

yea