Get an actual job so you don’t have to keep avoiding having a conversation with your brother about his child obsession. Fatrick, go back to selling anal beads or whatever you did to scrape by a living and support your quickly ballooning alcohol dependent wife. Maybe try giving a shit about gaining visitation rights with your daughter.

But no you’d rather spend your time here entertaining us, jumping through hoops and essentially letting internet strangers control every spare moment and then some of your time. Good boy.

See you on the next sub on whatever easily disposable username I come up with.