Can I be a mod over here? Read my post history, I fucking love Opie.

5  2015-05-25 by AntsCamera

I am currently the most active user in this sub, I deserve mod powers so I can defend the honor of the venerable Opie, I will banhammer, and report to the internet police anyone who uses profanity, cuck jokes, or says anything besides how awesome Opie is.

Jim is on his own, he does shows with that greasy fuck Anthony. WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE FUCKING ANTHONY!!!????

7 comments

2  AntsCamera 2015-05-25

You fucked up. I am Opie!

You fools were so easy to foil.

I will now be a tyrant to all 3 users here right now, which is an all time high.

All hail King Gregg and his queen Lynsi of the house Margera.

I AM OPIE! I crafted this plan long ago, now I will pull a Hitler and take absolute control! You better fucking laugh on Monday you cocksuckers! Or I will lock this fucking subreddit down!

1  BigDummy666 2015-05-25

you are cracking me the fuck up lately, which leads me to believe you are NOT the Opster.

2  AntsCamera 2015-05-25

How dare you find me funny!

Kenny, get his real name and address.

1  BigDummy666 2015-05-25

awwww shit, I'm about to get BLOCKED!

2  AntsCamera 2015-05-25

Know your place.

I have not even implemented my "final solution" for dealing with Ant lovers.

I need soldiers in my army, all I ask is that you are unfunny, lack any common sense, will re-tweet my funny MoFos. and will bombard that nasty /r/opieandanthony with viruses and calls to the internet police.

Rise up soldiers....Rise up!

2  BigDummy666 2015-05-25

so, basically you're looking for a few good Stangels.

1  liberterrorism 2015-05-25

Got anymore of those grapefruit road-sodas?