Would the real Jim Florentine please stand up.

14  2015-02-03 by SayntJ

Opie, you are NOT Jim Florentine. Stop lowering your voice, saying "beautiful" and "brutal" every 30 seconds, & hitching your nonfunny to Florentine's wagon.

4 comments

Florentine has an act that he falls back on.. But what entertainer doesn't? I got to meet him in Rochester at The Laugh Factory, defiantly a good dude.

Opie frequently takes mannerisms, ideas and idiosyncrasies from others. His Song of the Day music opening was a staple of the Ron and Fez show. Opie does the same thing, jus with his horrible taste in music.

Let's not forget Menelli's letter that calls him out on his use of Yechhhh and water head. Opie takes things and makes them worse, he's like a mildew infested sponge, he soaks something up and then let's it drip out turning what was once good into shit.

That's a bit harshhh, he never absorbssss the mannerisms of otherssss. Period. That's his jorb, THAT'S THE BIT: give a fresh waRsh to thingsss. BEAUTIFUL, brothaman... OKAY?!

Yeah, I was gonna say that. I LOVED your show that, okay I'll admit I just lied and never saw it, but it was great. Did I ever tell you about the time I wore my WIFE'S SNOW BOOTS?! Wow, it was RAH-DICK-CUE-LUSSssssssSss.

Also the way he says "PAHHNIC" constantly is an imitation of Jimmy.