Was surfing around reddit.tv documentaries and after one was done you get the youtube thumbnails to other ones. Then watched this Piers Morgan one about Dubai from oh 2010 i think it was. Its mainly about the buildings and british expats. You get an idea that its nice with the buildings, but ya gotta watch your ass over there. He only talks about the laws a bit so i went and looked them up. The swearing one i'd have a fucking hard time with.. haha.. oph, ya better just stay away from there too.. hahaha. And ant wouldn't be too pleased about the no public photos allowed. He'd probably say fuck it and try taking some anyways and wind up in a tad more trouble than he did with that other stunt. They'd probably cut his hand and dick off. lol.

Here's a list of what not to do in Dubai:

Drinking: Drinking or being drunk in public is not tolerated and the legal drinking age is 21. you should only drink in a hotel.

Public displays of affection: Holding hands, kissing or gets cosy with your other half could lead to arrest and imprisonment.

Sex outside marriage: Sex between those who are not married is illegal and can lead to severe criminal sanctions.

Homosexuality: Homosexual acts are illegal and subject to severe punishment.

Swearing: Swearing and making rude gestures, such as the middle finger, are criminal acts in the UAE.

Swimwear: Wearing bathers outside the beach is against Dubai's decent laws and swimsuits in general should be modest. Nudity at beaches is illegal.

Smoking: Lighting up in a shopping mall, government building or shop can result in a fine.

Clothing: Woman's clothing may be considered indecent if it is tight, transparent, above the knee or shows her stomach, shoulders or back. Men should wear T-shirts at all times and short shorts can attract the wrong kind of attention.

Conversation: It is illegal to "harass" women - this includes unwanted conversation and prolonged stares or eye contact.

Photos: Taking photographs of people, particularly women, without permission is illegal and can lead to arrest or fines.

Ramadan: During Ramadan, it is illegal for non-Muslims to eat, drink or smoke in public in front of Muslims between sunrise and sunset.

Medicines: Many medications available over the counter or by prescription in Australia are illegal in the Dubai.

Drugs: The UAE laws on drugs are extremely strict, and include the death penalty or life in jail