PM me with ideas on how to fuck with a certain someone

1  2019-05-25 by YangtzeRiverChina

I'm not going to say his faggy name because he can be a scared little girl and report me, but you should all know who I'm talking about. He's been running his mouth a little too much recently & I need inspiration

10 comments

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-25

Put garbage water on his toothbrush

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-25

But the guys 45, he could probably kick my ass!!

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-25

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1  SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-25

6'1?

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-25

make him fall in love with you and then break his heart

1  Crossings_in_mist 2019-05-25

All my love,

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Woodrow

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-25

Thanks for the stellar ideas, gang

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-25

Put some dogshit in a paper bag, light it on fire then knock on his door. Point and laugh as he stupidly stamps it out and gets dog doo doo on his shoe!

Fucking hilarious right guys?

1  CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-25

Slow Joe’s an arrogant and greedy boomer who surely “forgets” to claim his meager earnings in order to qualify for food stamps and every other benefit imaginable.

Enough heat on that situation could not only mean a hilarious IRS fire sale of the decrepit “Compound North” condo but also further probes (calm down Nana) into the shabby lives of Cryptkeeper Carol and 🐮

1  John_and_Jeff 2019-05-25

Paint three sheep with the numbers "1", "2" and "4". Release them into his favorite bar and everyone will be going crazy looking for number "3"!!!

Or pay for a billboard outside which advertises "Starship Repo" by Will Tate. That's a cracking yarn.