PSA about approved users list

1  2019-05-25 by OkaySeriouslyBro

We're not done, but there's a 100-approve limit so the mods are taking turns. Not everyone is done yet, especially those of you who posted in the thread in the past 9 hours.

I if recognize your username, approved. See you post on like r/cumtown or r/thefighterandthekid, approved. See you have years on reddit obsessing about the Vancouver Canucks or whatever, approved.

But there's a lot of motherfuckers on brand new accounts, typing:

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...

add me

So first off, everyone stop trying to get all you stupid alts that you don't use approved. Once we make the switch, we'll have the same policy as r/opieandanthony does right now, except we'll actually listen if you message the mods. So if your main account gets permabanned for some tomfoolery, message the mods with your alt and explain what happened.

But those of you that need 20 different alts approved because you need to log into 20 different accounts and upvote yourself, fuck off. We need to take precautionary measures against the true enemies of the sub, Logan & Patrick. Now is not the time to give yourself more upvotes in the privatized sub.

If you really are a lurker, if your only comment in reddit history is posting in the "approve me" thread, you need to do way way better than "..." or "add me". The sample comment I made in another thread, as "proof":

Ugly Betty once walked in on Diana Orbani taking a painful coolatta shit, with the bathroom stall door wide open

That's one thing that happened one time, but people know what I'm talking about. If you're a lurker, give us something like that. Don't copy someone else's post, don't think "faggot" or "nigger" is enough proof because Logan or Patrick would never use those words to try and get in.

26 comments

1  crookedmiles 2019-05-25

Jesus Christ hahaha

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-25

Champ, nobody forgot when you decided you wanted to kill the sub to spite me.

By going to r/hockey, r/survivor, and anywhere I else I posted, to reply with anything I said that I run the largest hate sub on reddit r/opienanthony, I am organizing a brigade against their sub, and both myself and the sub should be immediately reported to the admins.

That's even worse than what Patrick or Logan did. At least they were actually being harassed. Despite what your stupid little mind says, you never were.

Nobody was making fun of you, nobody had your picture. Yet you still campaigned to get the sub closed down.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

You should see the shit this guy has been sending me all day. I swear to god he's in rage tears typing it. He's real bent out of shape over his original account. I told him to move on with the alt and stop whining and nobody's gonna ban him but he keeps this womanly crybaby shit going.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-25

I spent the last hour manually approving users on the sub while he was posting shit like this:

That's where this story falls apart. I stopped posting pictures of that fat retard well before my permanent ban was imposed. My issue stemmed from OkSeriouslyBroke's power trip as mod, the evidence being the deletion of a harmless photoshop of Thomas Lennon from Reno911 on the poster of the movie The A***** (Thomas A*****). Stupid? Absolutely. Grounds for removal? No. And that's what you don't seem to get. I could give a shit if my old account was banned for doxxing that fatso, I don't care about that stuff. It was the fact that it was something so simple and stupid, and that faggot OkSeriouslyBroom had to flex for no reason at all. Little shit like that fucking sucks. Ban me putting up a picture of that fatso, or his actual name, but not that shit, it's fucking gay.

This is why he despises me more than a month after I deleted his "harmless photoshop" of spaceedge's real name.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

Yeah man. I used to somewhat have the guy's back but he's just such a fucking whiner I can't do it anymore.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

https://www.reddit.com/r/scorch/comments/bsxhc9/for_everyone_thinking_of_joining_that_ona_xyz_sub/

1  Detroit9000 2019-05-25

You should see the shit this guy has been sending me all day

Like what?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

Paragraphs of him passionately asserting that his account was wrongfully banned from the last sub and how he thought I was "one of the good ones" but I broke his gay little heart just like that evil bastard OkaySeriouslyBro.

I don't know what the fuck he wants. There's nothing I can do about it now. I don't have a fucking time machine.

1  SpaceEgde 2019-05-25

He kept posting copyrighted material after the Admins banned his account and he blamed it on the mods.

1  marioncruise 2019-05-25

You're from Vancouver ? Me too let's blow eachother on Davie St. this weekend.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-25

Nice burning your city when you lose in the cup finals, stupid.

1  superheater187 2019-05-25

Just ban this guy and all his alts. I've only ever seen him post whining and bitching. He adds nothing and won't be missed.

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-25

Can this person not be on the new sub? I can't put my finger on it, but I have a suspicion that he is a massive faggot.

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-05-25

Opie is a huge fan of the band "Asia" and spent an hour talking about their new album. But this sounds more like an educated guess rather than embarrassing proof that I listened to the show.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-25

Would you call Asia a "band", or is there perhaps a more... super... term you'd use to describe them?

1  tapeworm4602 2019-05-25

First "supergroup" Asia

1  realestassdude 2019-05-25

He never mentioned the “band” Asia once in all of my time listening.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-25

How bout me? I post on /r/mandelaeffect with you about Ed McMahon

1  Killa_Coon 2019-05-25

The problem is trannymod is getting people banned and I cycled through alts anyway. Navy hero Orbani also spent the 80s getting fucked up the ass and lost her virginity in an abandoned building on a door. It looks like she doesn't even have an ass crack, lmao.

1  thjykkikkik 2019-05-25

"We need to take precautionary measures against the true enemies of the sub, Logan & Patrick."

no we dont you dumb nigger. its you the mods who keep fucking everything up.

1  KPIH 2019-05-25

Some stimulant addicted mod should go through the archive of the old subs and add those users. Or someone with coding knowledge

1  Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2019-05-25

Let me in queer, you know me.

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-25

I once put on military regalia and went up in a dirigible with water balloons and bras!

It was so fucking funny.

By the way Mayor Menino died.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-05-25

The Rocket is a wanderer. He goes where the wind blows. Quote The Rocket, Nevermore.

1  siposip 2019-05-25

Are you suggesting we need some kind of "super-proof"...How very HD-TV of you.

1  RotalTeacall 2019-05-25

Those of us that look at Reddit for the lolz getting in? Main account is the alt account pretty much