I think my cousin is gay due to the fact he said " guys kissing dont bother me"

Dinner AND a show!

Translation: "If only I could stop the charade and live my life openly as well"

I bet he also loves to jerk it in public when he sees this.

He's pretty fucking open, if I say so myself.

Rogan was big on the 2012 Mayan thing and assumed the world was gonna end a week later so he didn't feel so bad tweeting this. Dumbass.

I honestly don’t mind anymore than I mind straight couples kissing. But why would someone write about this on Twitter?

Either he’s trying to prove he’s not homophobic, or, the most likely explanation: he’s incredibly gay.

Right? Who gives a fuck about a couple kissing in public unless they're being obnoxious about it. People virtue signaling over this are the most annoying for trying to garner attention and good boy points over something so fucking mundane, which a normal person doesn't give a second thought to.

Why is every guy named Joe a total faggot?

Even biblical Joe had to have some other guy knock up his woman.

I heard Mary was a squirter?

Oh noooo

Have you seen the podcast he did recently with Michael Malice? I'm almost completely certain that they are fucking each other. They both spent the entire podcast acting like giddy teenage girls on a date with their new boyfriend. It was really weird to watch. Especially when they started pulling out gifts for each other.

Malice is a jew and Rogan is notoriously philosemitic so take that into account.

Malice is a major faggot. Brennan called him out on it. Then I personally tweeted it to him and he acted hell of closeted and then blocked me. lol

I can't be bothered trying to find it but I remember years ago he wrote a blog post of what must of been thousands of words explaining how he wasn't gay.

Closeted little dwarf man.

Kinda reminiscent of that time Mike Piazza needed to hold a press conference to denounce rampant rumors that he smuggled bone. Do you remember that shit?

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There might be nothing more indicative of being homosexual than loudly and fervently attempting to deny being a homosexual.

I'm friends with allllll makes and models

I went to a Knicks game once and they showed Mike Piazza on the jumbotron (he was sitting in the front row) wearing the fruitiest cream-colored striped turtleneck with his hair gelled back except for a single strand that fell over his forehead. I think that moment alone is what made me as gay as I am today. It's the genesis for why I'm here with you fine folks right now.

Faggot.

How many tiny lil black belts does that fella have now?

They have been secretly giving the little guy shoe laces instead.

I thought those were lil pony tail ties

"Romantic" wasn't even on the first page of things I was going to call him.

There was some hilarious celebrity gossip website--now defunct, I believe--from back in the late 90's/early 2000's that I always think of whenever I see anything Joe Rogan-related; it claimed that he frequented gay bathhouses and had hair plugs (the latter which turned out to be true).

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I wish I could remember the name of it, but all I can remember from it is that pretty much every man or woman in Hollywood are all just a bunch of fags. Some of them, in hindsight, were pretty accurate in that I think it detailed that Harvey Weinstein was a serial casting couch predator and that Kevin Spacey was a closet homo who preferred them young, long before all of that was finally unearthed. Among others I recall were that Samuel L. Jackson is into male prostitutes, Ed Harris fucks black guys, and The Black Crowes are all notoriously retarded.

It was linked a few times just a little while back in the old sub. Some of the stuff was proven true so I believe the site. An interesting one was that Colin Quinn fucked a tranny in hell's kitchen. Someone around here has to have the link.

I think him and his wife are swingers. Also, I base this on practically nothing.

Brad the midget comedian was talking about going to exclusive swinger parties where there are a lot of famous people. On a podcast he talked about one other comedian specifically, and the interviewer was trying to get clues and the dwarf mentioned how he was massively famous, in LA, and a couple other things

Rogan talks about him and his wife still fucking all the time and he's got a high libido because the HGH gives him teenaged testosterone...the way he talks about dudes just makes me think he likes watching his wife get mowed down or helping her finish off a big girthy boy

He's trying to get a rainbow rim job

Romantic? I'm thinking more along the lines of "faggot."

Can't you read? He said call him "romantic." I think there was a punchline coming about faggots but now I missed it. Thanks for nothing.