Current state of the Australian 'comedy' scene

1  2019-05-25 by C_Hodes

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Australia has this problem where if some mincing queer comes up on stage it doesn't really matter what he does we'll laugh -- not me of course my sensibilities are far more refined.

Is this guy a fag or something

I here you. Listening to rain on a tin roof is far more pleasurable than that. To be fair I’ve set a high standard for the sodomite.

As much as comedy is a dead end the overkill of self flagellation is so obvious now that the trend should’ve ended.

His whole bit about Noosa is just jaw dropping. I’ll never get the hate that is in his heart. I understand that they’ve rejected god being a sodomite and all. I truly don’t think he will understand the consequences until he picks up a sword.

Fuck his skinny jeans, fuck his sleep ins, fuck his self obsessed world. Because he is doomed to the rubbish bin. His lineage finishes with him.

A nuke or a Asian bird plague will do

What is the evolutionary point of homosexuality? I just don't get it.

To fit 8 cocks in your asshole without it exploding

I've always wondered that too. People have hypothesized it's a response to over-population or population density. Others speculate it could be beneficial when it comes to martial cultures. It's not even that heritable though so I find most of the arguments retarded.

There's this guy Cochran who speculates it could be caused by a virus which you might be interested in.

It's a perversion. There's no evolutionary benefit to fucking animals either but people do it.

Indeed but I always found it interesting that male homosexuality in rodents seemed to increase during the Mouse Utopia experiments.

Among the males the behavior disturbances ranged from sexual deviation to cannibalism and from frenetic overactivity to a pathological withdrawal from which individuals would emerge to eat, drink and move about only when other members of the community were asleep. The social organization of the animals showed equal disruption. ...

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Sounds like we're slipping into this. I remember reading about this experiment a few years ago.

A hot woman who enjoys a good energetic dog hump is alright with me, to be honest. Not proud of it.

Why would he be interested in the gay virus?

We all should be aware of The Big Gay Plague.

My understanding is they know it’s congenital but haven’t found the gene. So it’s probably the result of an interplay between other genes which don’t inhibit the chance to procreate, where a certain percentage of people who have those genes have this rare quirk where they fuck people they can’t have a baby with.

There are also gay animals so maybe it goes way back to a time before two sexes evolved or something.

There are also gay animals

That's actually kind of a myth. Elective homosexuality -- in other words the choice to actively eschew mating in favour of same sex partnership -- is virtually non-existent in the animal world. There's all sorts of same sex erotic behaviour and bonding in nature but not much 'homosexuality' per se.

Ah well what the hell do I know I’m not a scientist.

I’m anti-sodomite of course but if we’re evaluating the comedy here...this wasn’t that bad. At least he’s attempting to write original material. The American scene is just as bad if not far worse.

Australian comedy has always been garbage. Surprisingly fags aren't a magical solution.

This really wasn’t bad. I even laughed a little toward the end. There must be better examples like this, like that thing Hannah Gadsby.

It’s redundant but what a fag