My landlord got rid of 230 lbs of unsightly fat. He evicted Patrick Tomlinson.

1  2019-05-25 by billdipshitbellamy

15 comments

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-25

Patrick is much, much fatter than that.

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-25

But it's true he doesn't pay rent on time

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-25

I had to quote the joke exactly, even though it doesn't make much sense than Norm and Patrick would have the same landlord either.

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-25

I just wanted to throw some Fez in there.

1  1073WAAF 2019-05-25

Patrick was evicted. Now he’s a stand-alone fruit.

1  unknowkid96 2019-05-25

Because norm is successful at his tradecraft but patrick a fat lump of shit at life

1  literalotherkin 2019-05-25

You know, ahh, the gayest thing about this, ahh, guy Patrick Tomlinson? All the sodomy he engages in.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-25

Dyslexic, is he?

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-25

I heard Patso is going to play Kitchener Leslie's wife in an upcoming docudrama, and I heard dis from very reliable sources.

1  Naga_Nooch 2019-05-25

A gold chain would be a good gift for a very good slave..

1  literalotherkin 2019-05-25

Who writes these jokes??

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-25

This Patrick Tomlinson can't swim a lick but he sure knows every dive in town!

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-25

Patric Tomlinson has a face like a flower, yeah... A cauliflower

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-05-25

So, a fat no good piece of shit baby faced over weight good for nothing cant please a women faggot space writer walks into a dentist office...

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-25

Patrick went his dentist, not a very very nice dentist

He told Patrick to open his mouth and say “Oink”