This fat guy at the beginning sucks

1  2019-05-25 by PsychopathyRed

22 comments

A fucking leather trench coat?! 1998 called, faggot. It wants it's clothes back.

He just wants Blade to fuck him.

He’s got something to wear when he goes on his shooting spree.

ITS A DUSTER, CHILD.

This nigga went straight into “its been chilly” like an out of place retard.

His flow is as easy going as a menopausal womans

I’ll take “Columbine High School Library, 1999” for $500.

He is legitimately bad. That's why he never got anywhere, he's just incredibly shit

woah a leather trench coat! so quirky and wacky!!! welp lawl rofl me thinks he's funny!!

Even the biker guy from the Village People says Patrick’s a flamer.

nice coat, stupid.

Talk about your ex wife some more you pathetic fuck

How does new wife feel that half of your act is about your ex-wife?

At least he's consistent, his standup is as bad as his writing.

The Matrix trench coat is a new low even for him. Every time I think cringe critical mass he manages to surprise me. It's remarkable.

Imagine indulging yourself in two different creative outlets and being appalling at both.

Some people have talent and they want to develop that talent for recognition. That's one kind of famous person.

Some people have none, but want to be famous to get girls, so they work hard and develop something and make it anyway. That's one kind of famous person.

And some people have no talent, no desire to improve, nothing that makes them interesting, so they try super hard to fit in and say the right things, kiss ass, whatever it takes, to finally be able to prey on children.

This person I think falls into the 3rd category.

This nigga is Reddit personified

A regular ol Richard Pryor up there. “So its chilly huh folks, i miss mosquitoes!” Ugh, shut up fatso

A lot of jokes making fun of women.

Nice coat Morpheus

i hate him so much, but even i can't stomach watching someone fail and bomb this hard.

Flasher coat