Anyone ever fuck their gal's mother?

1  2019-05-25 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I was hammered last night and straight up told my ex's milf (absolute whore) mom that I want to fuck her. Didn't get an answer until this morning and it turns out she's super, super down. If I fuck her, she's totally not telling her daughter but I fear the guilt might kill my boner. The only reason I'm not attempting it right now is because she lives 45 minutes away and I have a terrible hangover.

I don't really know what I'm asking for here. Advice I guess. Please talk me out of this. I have a feeling it'll end badly but I'll probably do it anyways because I'm a fucking idiot.

30 comments

1  JansHammer 2019-05-25

do it. you'r ex's mom is fair game. have fun MILF hunting.

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-05-25

He’s right. Put on your Pith and fuck that cougar raw.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-25

I thought he was asking about a current girlfriend’s mom and I was still going to say go for it.

1  Jesuskush666 2019-05-25

If no guy is gonna come kick your ass, and she isn't gonna tell, shit even if she does, fuck it. Make her do it all. Balls and dick in the throat

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

Just drink again

I think you nailed it. Jim Beam and I are gonna plow this old slut.

1  JansHammer 2019-05-25

mompov style!

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-25

Do it, that sounds awesome.

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-05-25

Talk you out of it? What are you, gay? As the kids say, yolo

1  Moowon 2019-05-25

You posted this so we could talk you into it and you know it.

Give it to 'er, Abe.

1  ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-25

"The real question is 'Anyone ever fuck their gal's daughter?' You see, that's what separates us men from you little boys. I win again! #NoBonkBonk XD"

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

I. am FUCK-ING. my ex's mother. Who is in. Her FIFTIES.

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-05-25

YOU are?

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-25

Dont be a faggot

what guilt? your not together anymore

also were were you guys hanging out?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

This chick is legitimately in love with me and I bet she'd probably kill herself if she found out. We haven't been together for like 10 years but she still texts me all the time and visits when she can and we bang. She always wants to get back together but she has 2 kids and lives 4 hours away now and I'm not moving and she's kind of stuck. Also, she's very hot but she has hairy fucking arms which always grossed me out. We weren't hanging out but she was texting me so I was thinking about her and then I thought about her hot sister, and then finally about her mom and now here we are.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-25

This chick is legitimately in love with me and I bet she'd probably kill herself if she found out.

Thats the Vigada charm, dont blame yourself for that, blame god and her whore mom

i dont really think you have a choice here but to fuck her

unless you want me to lose all respect for you, and im just not willing to do that sir

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

You're right, sport. I gotta do it for the people. I'll think about you when I bust.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-25

If she isn’t latin, then there’s no excuse for hairy arms.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-25

I....fucked....my brother's...girlfriend's....daughter.

1  BoatHack2 2019-05-25

Do it you fucking queer.

1  smallerdickandproud 2019-05-25

do it or you're a faggot

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

I'm 29 but you're probably right.

1  ryanr_intl 2019-05-25

You better slang that dick, that way your ex will have to call you dad... power moves my man

1  dalgriff 2019-05-25

Grab some bourbon and watch "The Graduate", then proceed carelessly.

1  hitch21 2019-05-25

Definitely do it.

1  Pious_Midget 2019-05-25

You're way overthinking this. The most that's probably going to come of this is you're gonna end up decimating your ex-girlfriend's mother's hole(s) to the point where her stifled walking will become noticeable to family/co-workers (she'll lie and claim she pulled something while watering a Philodendron), and roughly 6-7 months later she'll finally spill her sorry cunt to her daughter--your ex--about the evening or night of passionate age-gap coitus, after the guilt is simply too much to bear. In which case, your ex will run to her room to presumably massage her clit mercilessly to the thought of you buried meat-deep in her mother. When all is said and done, she'll probably put on any of the 19 Netflix original movies/documentaries about Ted Bundy and enjoy a pint of Ben & Jerry's The Tonight Dough while occasionally sniffing herself every time the hand holding the spoon arrives at her mouth to accompany each helping of rich, creamy, overpriced cookie-dough-laden chocolate heaven. Then the father will come home from not selling any Nissans to anyone around 9:45PM and ponder what it would be like to be deceased, but instead of doing anything about it, he plays Tetris Attack on a piss-colored Super Nintendo that--much like him--refuses to die.

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Seriously dude, stop letting your imagination dictate the outcome of actions that haven't yet occurred. You've been given an open window; it's time to put your cock through it.

1  1073WAAF 2019-05-25

I’ll fuck her if you don’t want to. Give me her number.

1  superheater187 2019-05-25

I've done this before. It was great and there were absolutely no repercussions. Would bang her here and there on the sly and also she'd always have drugs to share. I eventually moved towns and it came to an end. No regrets.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-25

How would some girl 4 hours away whose mother is 45 mins away and you see once in a while find out. Plus, a nice, Christian mother like that ain’t gonna say shit.

Unless... is the mom crazy? Also, how old are we talking?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

She is kind of crazy. Legally changed her name to some porn star shit, lotta piercings etc. She's early 50s I think.

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-25

Do it for philip marma.