"Scalping tickets to uncle kracker in 1998" got my ribs

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“I hope Ozzy gets electrocuted”

Bobby was really annoying during this roast. He had to reply back to damn near every jab at him. Shut the fuck up fatty and take it.

Agreed. His good natured 'I'm angry but not that angry' reaction is a waste of time.

Love it. Does someone have the whole thing somewhere?

Norton looks like everything on a Chinese food platter where you say what’s that.

Fuck that’s accurate

i dont see any cats in that audience?

They should show more shots of the crowd

That entire roast was great

• Joe Derosa has the personality of an NPR listener, and is a "fucking DUD".

• the classic line about Bobby looking like a statue in a Yakuza boss's yard

• a lot of the burns he had toward Bonnie and Rich I've heard before on the show, but it's still good.

• that line about Jim Flourintine trying to impress his 20-year old wife, by telling her that he "interviewed Quiet Riot today". What a fag.

Colin is genuinely and universally funny. Not the best delivery in comedy (or: a delivery that's an acquired taste). But fucking funny regardless, and he's at his best when he's relaxed, but he also happens to be at his angriest.

“Jay Oakerson, the Tough Kevin Smith”