Long time lurker, 1st time poster

9  2019-05-24 by thirtymiligrams

For around 4 years or so I've been chuckling over your autistic antics, beefer posts, and shit that looks like shit quips.

Jersey fag retard here.

Only reason I found this place was because some retard was always referencing /scorch incase the S.S. Shit Boat ever sunk.

Which led me to here.

Keep up the good work.

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general rule of thumb: more Beefer posts than Faggot posts.

[Ying Yang Twins:] (Shorty) We gonna go to the club and get crunk with Britney Heeh' Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ying Yang, Ya Who? Britney (Shorty) She think she fine Fine enough to blow your mind (Shorty) she think she bad Get on the floor and shake that ass (Shorty) She think she fine Fine enough to blow your mind (Shorty) she think she bad Get on the floor and shake that ass (Shorty) She think she fine Fine enough to blow your mind (Shorty) she think she bad Get on the floor and shake that ass

[Britney:] Yeah, this is for all the southern boys out there wooohou... wooohou... wooohou.. Check this out

I see you looking my way And I know that You have something to say Watching every inch of my body Like you wanted to play (so here we go)

Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy

I begin to dance just a little bit To turn you on (yeah I got that)

I got that boom boom That you want Watching me all night long Hurry up before it's gone I got that boom boom That you want I don't think you should wait One minute might be too late wooohou... wooohou... wooohou.. (yeah ee yeaaaah...)

You had caught my eye and I wanted to get to know you Don't be shy I want you to come closer So what you gonna do? (So here we go)

Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy (So damn sexy) Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy (Tonight)

I got that boom boom That you want (That you want) Watching me all night long Hurry up before it's gone I got that boom boom That you want I don't think you should wait One minute might be too late

[Ying Yang Twins:] (Shorty) She think she fine Fine enough to blow your mind (Shorty) she think she bad Get on the floor and shake that ass (Shorty) She think she fine Fine enough to blow your mind (Shorty) she think she bad Get on the floor and shake that ass (Shorty) She think she fine Fine enough to blow your mind (Shorty) she think she bad Get on the floor and shake that ass Twilly-Twilly What? Twilly Twilly what? Twilly-Twilly Shorty get on the floor shake dat ass for me. Twilly-Twilly, hey! Twilly-Twilly, Twilly- Twilly Shorty get on the floor shake that ass for me

She naked. She soaken wet. Striptease like an hmmm, dripin' sweat. She got a lil body that I can't forget. I ain't met a young lady out did her yet Britney Spears and the Ying Yang Twins, heah we done became friends. Might as well let the party begin. If you wid it then join on in.

[Britney:] I got that boom boom That you want Watching me all night long Hurry up before it's gone I got that boom boom That you want I don't think you should wait One minute might be too late

I got that boom boom (Yeah) That you want Watching me all night long Hurry up before it's gone I got that boom boom (Yeah) That you want I don't think you should wait One minute might be too late

Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy (Damn you look so sexy) Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy (WHAT YOU DOIN TO ME?)

Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy (Damn you turning me on) Boom, boom Boy you look so sexy Yeah, hey yeaah... Aw yap!

Bad bot

I live in florida and have a car. Wanna fuck?

K.

Watch out /u/antlikestrannies, she's going to rob you.

Bad nog

Redundant

I didn’t realize I was meant to register as a jersey fag retard here, thought I only had to do it whenever I enter another country

You just need to say Jersey, the rest is redundant.