He’s pretending to not get a joke about how mundan stupid he is. Get it?

It’s ever sadder if he truly does have an IQ this high (he doesn’t) because he’s done absolutely nothing with his life. I could fart out some cheap shitty sci-fi books and get Tor to publish it. Big deal. The fat fuck insurance salesman is a dim bulb and CANNOT accept it. His Mom probably wanted a smart son and that’s why they hate each other.

He absolutely could not have over a 90

Agreed. Mid-80s and on the spectrum

Retarded or gay spectrum?

No reason a talented dolt like Pat couldn't have some of both. He likes a nice second helping.

I wish there was some way to measure the IQs of people who take online IQ tests and believe the results.

I we sure Joe didn't have a drunken one night stand with some landwhale in Wisconsin thirty years ago?

Budweiser and their PHONY commercials. That phony male camaraderie. Some people like Allen Carr's "Easy Way" books but I haven't read them. We're always looking for that new thing, that new drug, that new get-off, that new high.

Be good, brother.

That would require sex with a woman, so yes.

Patrick took the Mensa Admission Test sometime before 2014 and did not qualify for membership.

That score cutoff is 132. He is lying.

If he really had obtained a score of 137 (or any score greater than/equal to the 98th percentile) by a licensed psychologist, he could simply send a copy of that to Mensa (assuming it had the physcologist's signature and practicing no.) with their application form and fee attached.

Either he's lying about the 137 (overwhelmingly likely), or he's too stupid to realize that he didn't need to take the Mensa entrance exam since he had already qualified. It's possible he took the Mensa exam first and scored the 137 later, but somehow I get the feeling 137 is either a Joe Cummya Online Examination result or entirely fabricated.

what dumb faggot would want to join a “smart person club”?

Yeah, it seems that Mensa doesn't even do anything, other than meet up and, I assume, drink craft beers or eat scones or something. Hivemind fags

Are you in a program? Don't say the name of it, just "yes or no". Sometimes we like to just languish in our own misery instead of getting better. Yeah I quit when I was 18 but I still yearn for that high.

Bailey Jay is my guest today so I'll let her answer.

I always try to just stay positive. It's yourself who you're hurting the most.

Wow, Bailey is amazingly smart. She always knows exactly how to put things.

I'll upvote

Good bot

You ought to have an advice show.

Rich Vos scored a 141 IQ on one of those dumb online tests. Of course Patty FoFatty would have only done one of those, being that he is a stupid nigger. Rich Vos is smarter than Fatrick. Schink about that.

As he capitalizes random words for no reason

I literally thought this was Bro Joe because I misread the title. They are uncannily similar.

They're both complete losers that truly believe their own delusions. One thinks he's Jules Verne. One thinks he's James Hetfield. Both are retarded and gay

To be fair, today's Hetfield is pretty gay.

Ooooo this one is really cringeworthy. 137 is the perfect lie to tell to make your intelligence seem believable. 137 is right on the cusp of genius (>140) but not quite. Wow Patrick, you're a real 86-er

he could have just said size 138 shoes, but he didn't That is how you know he's got the big brains