I haven’t drank in 5 days

13  2019-05-24 by TheOneWhoDox

While you fairies were getting the old sub shut down, I stopped waking up every morning and drinking

my ability to name the Jew has increased ten fold and my errections are strong and frequent

when i get into arguments with my woman i can recall all her bullshit with shapiro like percision and fights that would once take hours i flip on their head in a matter of minutes

my wallet is much fatter, not yet as fat as a Tor author, but its getting there

i guess what im trying to say is, Patrick drinks all the time, always at a bar putting poison down his throat

know who doesnt drink, Donald Trump

really makes you re evaluate things

32 comments

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-24

I think you should start again, then you would have been with us on the front lines getting the old sub shut down instead of cringing behind a sandbag and crying.

We execute traitors around here.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

I was top comment in the thread that made the rant mod sperg

im apart of history, you languish in obscurity

im gonna keep bothering pat till one of us dies

this is bigger than reddit, its for da show

1  AIIenRicketts 2019-05-24

Your typing ability has clearly tanked.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

i like how i write, it has character

1  antlikestrannies 2019-05-24

you're too lucid, overcompensating, get back on the jungle juice and let the words flow brotherman.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

you know, you might have a point

i usually am looser when i drink

maybe just one tall can, just to celebrate my 5 days

1  ProfessorJamesNorton 2019-05-24

Yeah I quit when I was 18 but I still yearn for that high. Budweiser and their PHONY commercials. That phony male camaraderie. Sometimes you have to let go and let someone else help you recover.

Be good, brother.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

i was thinking about trying stand up comedy

do you have any suggestions?

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-24

Bring a fleet enema with you, it worked for Norton.

1  antlikestrannies 2019-05-24

Go with a 40oz Grapefruit shanty, not shit like miller high life. treat ya self

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

yeah, something classy. I can afford it now that I stopped drinking

maybe if i just once in awhile drink, but only top shelf like craft beers. just to appreciate the taste, not to get drunk

1  ProfessorJamesNorton 2019-05-24

Yeah I quit when I was 18 but I still yearn for that high. Sometimes we like to just languish in our own misery instead of getting better. These beer companies are such fucking jizzbags.

I hope I was helpful. One day at a time is all you can do.

1  AirBuddDwyer 2019-05-24

Good bot

1  antlikestrannies 2019-05-24

exactly, catch a nice buzz, but still be able to steer the proverbial ship kown as your life

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-24

Those who give everything get everything.

Fer da show!

1  Dick_NiPaolo 2019-05-24

My hero--Diana Orbani--started off every day with a cool, crisp Natty Ice. Therefore I find this behavior to be acceptable. Do you not honor your war heros? She's away at sea, sacrificing the luxury of a morning alcoholic beverage so that you can have one, sir!

1  ProfessorJamesNorton 2019-05-24

These beer companies are such fucking jizzbags. I was a needy, melodramatic zilch when I was drinking. It is ENRAGING the way they pretend it's just a harmless drink.

Thanks for your call.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

You can be a follower of Christ and still realize you can’t walk upon the water

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-24

Not to be Seth Benson but why don't you smoke instead

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-24

Me too although I did accidentally drink a pint of vodka a couple of days ago a post an embarrassing thread.

Luckily, that thread along with the entire sub got destroyed so I can pretend it never happened.

If you stay off the booze you'll lose weight ( unlike a certain fat bar slug ) and get all sexy and can find new younger wives!

:)

1  ProfessorJamesNorton 2019-05-24

It's okay to ask for help. Do you have a sponsor? Yeah I quit when I was 18 but I still yearn for that high.

I hope I was helpful. One day at a time is all you can do.

1  squish_is_my_dog 2019-05-24

I got 21 days my nigga! My car has zero bottles of piss in it now. Who woulda thought the 2 were related?

1  praise_st_mel 2019-05-24

One R in erection, Rtard.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

maybe for your limp dick

i get errections, with two r’s, for a double dose of rape

1  praise_st_mel 2019-05-24

Drink yourself to death, it's the right thing to do.

1  ProfessorJamesNorton 2019-05-24

Sometimes we like to just languish in our own misery instead of getting better. That's a rough one, man. Well I go to a place, I won't say the name of it, but it helps to hear what other people are going through.

I'm not sure what to tell you, but good luck man.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

and put another shekel into the pocket of the jew?

no thanks

1  Fists_Unclenched 2019-05-24

It would have been better if you just stopped waking up every morning.

1  AntsFailingCareer 2019-05-24

It's good not to drink but Trump is a retarded kikeslave and traitor

1  ProfessorJamesNorton 2019-05-24

Well I go to a place, I won't say the name of it, but it helps to hear what other people are going through. Do you have a sponsor? Ahmmm... [looks down at phone for 5 seconds]... Yeah man.

Be good, brother.

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

Don’t remind me the jews own trump, i was having a good day

1  CoreyFeldog 2019-05-24

How the fuck did you retards end up drinking alone? Waa daddy never hugged me