Nothing like a gross belly to really make us feel at home

The american dream - a home you can barely afford and an absolutely disgusting woman to go with it

If it's not talking back all the time it doesn't have a vagina.

I thought there was a new bitch now, no?

Oh god I hope so, we all know how well Sams_seed reacts to not being the center of attention

Bams_Seed attacking and drowning any other bitch who shows up like a big goose killing a duck is my favorite bit

Wait isn't Sam, bam, and ants_ccw the same girl?

Yes.

And who the fuck are you?! GOD DAMMIT, PATRICK AND JOSEPH HAVE BESTED ME!

i read about it in passing. a normal women's body would be nice for a change

Asians are more closely related to insects than people.

As someone who enjoys going to a casino every now and again, they have shot past everyone else to the top of my hate list. Give me some space slitty eyes!

casino asians are fucking poison.

Always glaring at you from across the table like I'm the asshole with slanty eyes in his country

I chased her off.

I would like to see her oiled ass though it would likely be disappointing....like the rest of her.

Swing, white knight faggot.

I'd rather see /u/ants_ccw_permit

I can’t even begin to explain this place to even the worst people i know in real life. But that just makes it that much better. Hey joe, how’s the weight loss going you fat nigger?

I took my daughter to school today.

Then you're already a better person than Joe.

Age

1

Too old.

I really will be sad when it's finally over. I think it is already but I'm not ready to call it quits yet

Artie has the same mindset, we are basically heroin addicts

Sometimes we like to just languish in our own misery instead of getting better. Well let me ask you this, have you been going to meetings? Yeah I quit when I was 18 but I still yearn for that high.

Be good, brother.

Good bot

Lmao when you get divorced and ex wifey shows the court blown up stills of nana getting fucked by Sue as exhibit A.

You can call me as a character witness if you want but I would highly advise against it.

Your honor, we would like to call to the stand... I Hate Niggers... sorry... what I meant to say was I Hate Knickers as a character witness. I Hate Knickers is an outstanding young man, graduated at the top of his sandwich making class and now makes about 350 a week providing nourishment to those in need of a delicious meal at an affordable price

I got a raise!

in your pants?

Now you can afford a Mets ticket like a thieving retard.

I read an obituary recently about a guy who killed his wife then himself. It described him as a good guy who loved some sports team and enjoyed playing softball with the guys. Way to gloss over the murder suicide

John loved the Packers. Almost as much as killing his wife and packing her in the trunk of his car. Aaron Rodgers was his favourite quarterback.

https://www.fosters.com/news/20181218/man-dead-wife-wounded-in-domestic-shooting

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/fosters/obituary.aspx?n=brian-d-halsey&pid=191100099&fhid=5741

Brian was a sports guy and very much a Cowboys fan but also enjoyed the New England teams. He was an excellent softball player and often volunteered to coach his children's sports. He was a wonderful husband, father, son and friend

ignoring the whole murder suicide plot

Brian's kids considered him a great and wonderful man, and also a big goofball, who always loved participating in the family activities

Lol he was always such a frickin’ gOofBaLl!

he failed on the killing part tho what a loser

"Sir, are you or are you not known on reddit as "Ape Nia"?"

"Yes."

"And who is Nia?"

"The ape who married Bill Burr and made him unfunny."

You might not make a great witness but you're certainly quite a character ;)

Some of us are Nazi volcels.

We're popular in Japan

I’m glad I found you faggots again too.

It's okay sweetheart. Everything is going to be okay.

I wish I could believe that.

I've seen a few vaginas in my life...... My moms my daughters and my aunts once on the back of a tandem bike

I tried explaining it but I collapsed on the ground, laughing hysterically and drove my truck into a gas station.

I too am ashamed by the shit that goes on here.

It doesn't stop me from adding to the absurdity and unironic negativity, I am just aware of what I am doing and I know better, yet I keep doing it because it is fucking funny.

It's been too long

She's really gotten shysty with the flaps lately

They get old and flappy pretty fast

She showed cooch? I've only seen those fried eggs she calls tits. Gotta Linger Longer™ I guess.

You're not missing much.

Oh of course, I just wanna see what kinda damage I did comin out of there, I legit pulled the davinci guy pose just to make it harder for everyone involved, ain't I a stinker?

As far as politics goes im pretty liberal i think but they raised the bar to if youre not a screeching trans retard youre a nazi so i guess im a nazi now.

Yeah I'd put myself in the liberal camp as well.

I just like having a place that is mostly apolitical where everyone just says awful horrible shit to make each other laugh. A lot of places that claim to be that really are just trying to push some political shit on the side. This place isn't like that because there is no structure, leadership or any real over arching agenda beyond fucking with the former hosts of a radio show that has been off the air for 5 years.

Just about everyone on the right or conservative side is socially liberal you'll come to find the only real issues we have socially is trans bullshit because it's moral degeneracy and plain fucking wrong to inspire and champion mental illness in children. We also are against late term abortion because surprise, it's fucking murder.

if this place dies for real I'll probably take out my gay frustration on kiwi farms

We get it your dad peed on you in the shower. Queer.

N

We are the real family that none of us ever had.

It's like if 4chan didn't take itself seriously.

I actually talk to my wife about the hijinks here. She days Pat is a fat childish loser and says he needs grow up. I wish I had words to describe just how pathetic he really is. Anyways, yeah I'm just a regular guy, I work in insurance like a normal white guy. I have a lovely condo and take my children to school, they just started summer break today and we're looking forward to doing some fun summer things. Just an average guy that shares a hatred with some pals online.

Weird. I'm not seeing a link to her tits in this post.

I'm sure the whore has them somewhere online.

I'm in the same boat. I am college educated, have a good job, a family, own a house etc. I am, by every metric you can consider, an upstanding member of the community. If you saw me irl you wouldn't think in a million years that I participate in this cesspool, but this place is a secret world where I can laugh my ass off and cavort with my lower angels. The shit that has come out of this sub in the last 3-4 years has been some of the funniest shit I've ever witnessed. It'd seriously suck if this place went away forever.

Joe thinks being a nazi is a compliment. He would say Libtards.

Die in a fire faggot.

His father was a water buffaler

I just made a similar, yet not as faggoty post. Boy now I feel silly.

But yes, this truly is a fucking oasis. I am content in life. Actually more than that. I’m a happy fuck. Yet, I find something here that I can’t really get anywhere else. And I can’t share it with anyone.

I love this place too, which ever sub it ends up on. The more I feel myself sinking into a deep depression the more I want to interact with you all.