One day we shall find our promise Land.

One day that nasty palestinian spaceedge will unlock our true home.

Our promise Land is taken away from us, feels like being treated like a nigger in our own house

i prefer to subvert existing cultures

but if we get 6million of our users banned, it is for-told the r/opieandanthony would be re opened

This is actually kind of genius. Blackmailing Reddit with mass suicides until our haven of free speech is restored.

OUR BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!

i was gonna kill myself soon anyway so its not even a bit

If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please do not hesitate to talk to someone.

US:

Call 1-800-273-8255 or text HOME to 741-741

Non-US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

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ironically everyone on every suicide hotline is a robot programmed to respond to buzzwords with platitudinal horseshit too

Don't kill yourself. We need you for our next outlet. You actually wanna be in Hell while we still fight the forces of evil? And by that I mean Pat and Joe.

I was gonna kill myself, until a reddit robot changed my life...

lol i remember phoning one of those gay samaritan hotlines and the bitch couldn't be less interested, and honestly fair enough but i don't know how any fucker could phone that up and change their minds afterwards

might as well be speaking to a bot

Bad bot

Bad bot

Only if I get some sweet nikes before the mother ship beams me up