Oh thank The Lord you made it here! We need your guidance now more than ever.

Fuck yeah your back yeah baby shits back in business

Thank you we all needed that right now.

Peter, I can see your house from here

I'm glad you made it here brother

For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of reddit of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness who write sci-fi.

I’m having a crisis of faith. Our home, which was a haven for the truely righteous, was just torn asunder. Despite having walked side-by-side with the Lord during the golden days of r/opienanthony, I couldn’t help but notice that, upon its dissolution, there was but one set of footprints in the sand. Jesus, comment?

Hey, pashow84, just a quick heads-up:
truely is actually spelled truly. You can remember it by no e.
Have a nice day!

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Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

And your fucking delete function doesn't work. You're useless.

Have a nice day!

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Hey BooCMB, just a quick heads up: I learnt quite a lot from the bot. Though it's mnemonics are useless, and 'one lot' is it's most useful one, it's just here to help. This is like screaming at someone for trying to rescue kittens, because they annoyed you while doing that. (But really CMB get some quiality mnemonics)

I do agree with your idea of holding reddit for hostage by spambots though, while it might be a bit ineffective.

Have a nice day!

Hey /u/BooBCMB, just a quick heads up:

No one likes it when you are spamming multiple layers deep. So here I am, doing the hypocritical thing, and replying to your comments as well.

I realy like the idea of holding reddit hostage though, and I am quite drunk right now.

Have a drunk day!

Hey, BooBCMBSucks, just a quick heads-up:
realy is actually spelled really. You can remember it by two ls.
Have a nice day!

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What is the nature of this faggotry?